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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 months
That’s my incredible mother, that’s my hero ❤️
@AJEnglish
Al Jazeera English
5 months
Adila Hassim, a lawyer presenting South Africa’s Gaza genocide case at the ICJ, describes Israel’s 'unparalleled and unprecedented killing' of Palestinians.
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
6 months
The agreement is for Hamas to release 50 hostages in exchange for 150 women and children who have been held captive in Israeli prisons. Seems like a pretty important detail for a headline?
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
6 months
Israeli cabinet approves deal with Hamas that will see 50 hostages released from Gaza over a four-day pause in fighting - follow live
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
7 months
The way they talk about the deaths of thousands of people is so disingenuous, so flippant and so fucking callous
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
7 months
"When Britain bombed Dresden, 35,000 people lost their lives" Defence Secretary Grant Shapps says "we've sort of forgotten that in war, very sadly, people lose their lives" when asked about the scale of Israel's retaliation strikes on Gaza #BBCLauraK
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
Trying to save the planet so imma recycle jokes from now on
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
1 year
@KhaledBeydoun Because Argentina subjected black and indigenous peoples to an ethnic cleansing, a “whitening process”, from the 19th to the 20th century. Now they make up less than 3% of the population
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
@SpaceX Crazy how they made a machine that does the kamehameha
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
Hey SANDF, just letting you guys know that I have asthma
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
9 months
Why does Jordan Peterson type like he’s writing a rupi kaur poem 😭
@jordanbpeterson
Dr Jordan B Peterson
9 months
It's the default Feminine ethos And it doesn't scale As we are discovering And ignoring Simultaneously
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
1 year
It was such a blessing to be bored and find that takeshi’s castle was playing on tv
@MusicConnoisseu
TMC Music Connoisseur 🇯🇲 Els Stan.
1 year
Takeshi's Castle might be the greatest game show of all time
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Mika’il
5 years
keep it going keep it flowing like the water -rupi kaur
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
Sexism ain’t funny bro.
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
7 months
Everyday another Israeli official gets dunked on by community notes
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
1 year
There are at least 40 countries whose GDP is less than the value of that hat
@mrwtffacts
WTF Facts
1 year
The Crown Jewels, to be worn by King Charles at today’s #coronation have an estimated worth of $5 billion and contain the largest clear-cut diamond in the world. Known as "The Great Star of Africa” the diamond was mined in South Africa back in 1905.
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
Things that don't exist: Dragons Big foot The loch ness monster A Zulu class that's serious
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
No analysis of the root causes of the looting. No accountability taken. No solutions presented besides sending out more guns. Just a weak speech.
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
4 years
What is fuckene going on in organic chemistry
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
One of the weirdest things about finals is the inevitable existential crisis one gets when taking a break from studying
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
You know what? Fuck it. I’m tired. I know it’s only 20:18 and I haven’t studied nearly enough for tomorrow’s paper but it’s okay - I will simply just be Einstein in the morning. Goodnight joburg
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
The Matric Finals Paradox: The syllabus is finite yet there is ALWAYS another section to study
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
I designed this car when I was 6
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
5 years
Nobody *expects* the Cybertruck
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
4 years
Oh damn we had no clue
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
4 years
Climate change is real 💔🌎
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
Was trying to get from tugwell to upper campus. Got on the wrong Jammie. Now I’m in town 😭
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
We finally have a real world visualisation for what we’ve been doing in minecraft
@TheSun
The Sun
2 years
‘World’s strongest girl’ punches down a tree using amazing boxing skills
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Mika’il
1 year
An HBO series based on the inner workings of Eskom would go so hard
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
I watched love island after studying chemistry so that I could stop feeling like an idiot
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
4 years
Bojacket horseman
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
Day 252 at sjc: my maths teacher mistook me for a different indian kid again
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
Personally, I am really not in the mood for a monkeypox pandemic
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
Squid game is great and all but the acting of those VIPs deserves an anti-oscar
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
I GOT AN A!!!!
@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
Aight so my history teacher gave me until the end of today to do this. Approximately 4k words in 3 hours? *cracks open red bull* ez.
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Mika’il
3 years
They should make an existentialist’s parody of where’s Wally and call it “where’s Will”
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
I woke up and now some guy from pretoria owns twitter
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
4 years
I hope this is how my immune system will react to the coronavirus
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Mika’il
2 years
I still consider June 11 - July 11 in 2010 to be one of the greatest months of my life
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Mika’il
2 years
12 years culminate in one night
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
The amazing spider-man 2 is such a heartbreaking movie wtf
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
Ah well matric won. Ggwp
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
This tweet and the comments is the best thing to have ever happened to the internet
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
Answered my phone today even though I didn't recognise the number. The adrenaline rush was insane
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
At least now we know the withdrawal of support for Lalela Mswane was nothing more than a mere publicity stunt :/
@PresidencyZA
The Presidency 🇿🇦
2 years
His Excellency President @CyrilRamaphosa receives Letter of Credence from the Ambassador of the State of Israel, His Excellency Mr Eliav Belotsercovsky, on the occasion of the Credentials Ceremony at the Sefako Makgatho Presidential Guesthouse in Tshwane #BetterAfricaBetterWorld
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Mika’il
3 years
Man I love sleeping
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
No way did this guy just say to the waitress “do you come here often” 😭
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
Don't be intimidated by how much work people are doing in the campus library. Most of them aren't working — they're just arbitrarily highlighting shit
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
These 8am lectures are killing me. Idk how I did this in school for 12 years
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
4 years
Walked to the shops today. You guys ever seen the walking dead?
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
I will shamelessly delete the same tweet several times until there’s no typo
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
I think I am going mad. Every where I go, at every moment, I count every door and every wheel. I could not even tell you what a door or wheel is anymore yet they haunt me all the same. This might be the last time you hear from me. I am considering living in the mountains
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Mika’il
2 years
Fun fact: eduroam still works even when you’re at a different university’s campus
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Mika’il
3 years
The princess and the frog is a criminally underrated movie
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Mika’il
3 years
Huh, kinda reminds me of Mozambique’s floods… and India’s floods… and Bangladesh’s and Indonesia’s and all the other devastating floods that didn’t get this type of social media attention because they didn’t happen in the west
@ianbremmer
ian bremmer
3 years
Flooding in Germany right now. Unreal. And devastating.
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1 year
I’m connected to eduroam… at the airport?
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Mika’il
9 months
We should start getting into making underwater cities
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Mika’il
3 years
I hate the IEB.
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
4 years
You making a song about ethics?
i Kant wait .
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Mika’il
5 years
I don’t understand why most people on twitter have conversations as if google just doesn’t exist
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
Hey everyone look at this nonsense 😭
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
Damn, Nietzsche really went and quoted Kanye West
@Vic_Vega__
𝐌𝐫. 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞
3 years
What does not kill me makes me stronger. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Mika’il
2 years
I am once again broke because I’ve spent too much money on books which I don’t have time to read
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Mika’il
3 years
Yo it’s 2 years later and literally nothing’s fucking changed
@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
I watched love island after studying chemistry so that I could stop feeling like an idiot
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Mika’il
3 years
Aight so my history teacher gave me until the end of today to do this. Approximately 4k words in 3 hours? *cracks open red bull* ez.
@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
@caitlinbloom_ 3 days late? Rookie numbers. My ORT was due 3 months ago and I still haven’t started 😭
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
4 years
Me trying to dive into all the work I haven’t done
@t0nit0ne
TONI TONE
4 years
I didn’t expect this.... 🥴
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Mika’il
4 years
Wtf I thought he died in the rise of skywalker
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
4 years
Prince Philip to return to the Queen's side in Sandingham after leaving hospital this morning
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
my poor august
@maybeeevirgo
virgobaby
3 years
i hope ur August is as kind and beautiful as you are <3
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Mika’il
3 years
‘I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone’ - Kurt Vonnegut
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Mika’il
4 years
the land of the free is now a police state
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Mika’il
5 years
I'm living on Twitter for a while because I'm scared of the weirdos in my ig dms
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Mika’il
3 years
freedom.
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Mika’il
2 years
Idk man there was something satisfying seeing a comedian get slapped
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Mika’il
5 years
What if in Jurassic Park instead of having the dinosaurs roar they could've just had Eddie Murphy voice them
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
St John's just did a mock election, even the ballots are spoiled here
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Mika’il
3 years
@caitlinbloom_ 3 days late? Rookie numbers. My ORT was due 3 months ago and I still haven’t started 😭
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Mika’il
3 years
Don’t worry ANC I know your pain. I get less than 50% all the time for AP math
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
@kaedikhama 17%? I’m out here with a distinction
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Mika’il
1 year
And, after more than 19 years of life, I have successfully written concious correctly on my first attempt
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Mika’il
1 year
❤️
@M10
Mesut Özil
1 year
Thank you ❤️
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Mika’il
10 months
Uh don’t mind me I’m just microwaving a quiche at the engen rn
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Mika’il
1 year
Why does UCT want essays in which you are expected just to give the answers that they want to hear? What is the point in this? When do I get to use my own brain to write my essays?
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Mika’il
3 years
Why is a 2 hour paper 32 pages?
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Mika’il
2 years
Just sent 4 emails in 20 minutes. I am a machine
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
Done. 8 pages. I think it’s looking alright. Just need to finish up my formatting and referencing. I didn’t think I’d get here but I’d like to thank everyone for their support and sympathy for my very difficult situation (which is completely not my fault) Good night joburg
@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
Aight so my history teacher gave me until the end of today to do this. Approximately 4k words in 3 hours? *cracks open red bull* ez.
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Mika’il
3 years
nah guys I didn’t know my mic was on for the NBTs 😭
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Mika’il
5 years
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Mika’il
4 years
Does anyone know where one can stream the Belarusian premier league?
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
5 years
Watching someone experience Cosmo Pyke for the first time>>>>>
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Mika’il
5 years
I think we broke my science teacher
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
And I’m a well read guy because of it
@pierashannon
Piéra Shannon
2 years
the sluttiest thing a man can do is read your favourite book so he can talk to you about it
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Mika’il
5 years
@diggiest You mean what is it for (4)????
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Mika’il
5 years
I really struggle to believe that arsenal fc is the source of my sanity
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
Africa and South America continue not to exist
@ineed__spacee
Spacexx
2 years
Go anywhere in the world in less than a hour 😲 @elonmusk Starship is a game changer
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Mika’il
5 years
That is what happens when you support sexists
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Mika’il
2 years
Idris Elba obviously - let’s be real this isn’t a discussion
@Naija_PR
Naija
2 years
Who should be the next James Bond???
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Mika’il
3 years
God needs to start switching up my plot because my life is beginning to look like a John Green novel and I feel like he can do better
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Mika’il
3 years
Yeah Justin don’t go to Israel
@justinbieber
Justin Bieber
3 years
Justice World Tour 2022 International tickets on sale Friday
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Mika’il
3 years
Accidentally missed three pages in my chemistry exam today. 😐.
@mikailmetz
Mika’il
3 years
Ah well matric won. Ggwp
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Mika’il
2 years
Bro of course I had to watch the minions movie in 3D
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Mika’il
2 years
Ngl this BeReal app is pretty fun
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
4 years
Does anyone know where one can stream the Korean league tomorrow?
@mikailmetz
Mika’il
4 years
Does anyone know where one can stream the Belarusian premier league?
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Mika’il
5 years
Social media is the hardest video game I've ever played wow
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Mika’il
3 years
I don’t get it - why are articles on climate change so vague and euphemistic?
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@mikailmetz
Mika’il
2 years
To be clear: this is the official video released by North Korea 🤣🤣
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