Mika
@mika_kellin
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Evangelicalism taught us to “flee from sexual immorality” so completely that we wrecked an entire generation’s sexuality, yet when it comes to wealth (you know, the thing Jesus said is harder to get into heaven with than a camel getting through the eye of a needle)
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the feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt
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Watch the Boys in Gold ride their hot streak against Atlanta this weekend on @AppleTV for FREE 🔥
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One of my proudest moments
Messi blazes a free kick well over the bar. The crowd boos him.
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WATCH PARTY ALERT!!! Didn’t get tickets for the match tomorrow night? Come out to the tailgate anyway, and stay to watch the game on our massive screen! We’ll see you tomorrow in Lot 5! #EveryoneN
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This is why I can’t be a mother
having a baby looks really hard … if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …
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I’m not crying
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My heroes 😍
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SUPERRRR SAM SURRIDGEEEEEEE WELCOME TO THE MLS!!!!!!!!!
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RT if your club has never lost to Club América 😘
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MY BOYS BETTER BE THROWING THE BIGGEST PARTY IN THE LOCKER ROOM I LOVE YOU MY BOYS IN GOLD!!!’ @NashvilleSC
CFA: ✅❌✅✅✅✅❌ NSH: ❌✅✅✅✅✅✅ NASHVILLE WINS
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Panicco is magic He wears a magic hat Cincy thought they'd win BUT HE SAID NO FUCK THAT #everyoneN
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