persian elle woods
@midwestoner1
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I ain’t passed the bar but I know a little bit. Michelada lover. Cashapp: $lillydl Venmo: lillydl https://t.co/Dacc1QtM3C
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i mean that might be a fabric issue tbh they’re definitely not supposed to do that i don’t think
If you’re a man who can make me laugh, just know my panties will be falling off
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Maybe it’s a tie between gray sweatpants season and white boy summer
My favorite season is autumn (gray sweatpants season)
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If you’re a man who can make me laugh, just know my panties will be falling off
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Maturing is when you realize Larry David is actually right and everyone else is infringing on his reasonable expectations.
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My favorite season is autumn (gray sweatpants season)
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I’m embarrassed to say this is me
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Going as a bag of coke for Halloween so he’ll do me in the bathroom and put his tongue inside me when I’m finished
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Friday night thoughts: I hate myself and I need to lock in
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you can really see how middle eastern sicilians look with just the right music
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@vladimirlesbian A huge dose of microplastics is also an important part of Midwestern culture.
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