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@TheBestPoaster
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big dumb baby boi, lil soupy man. 5th accounts the charm. RIP bobaganoush RIP 4ihavefreakedit RIP lilpoasterboi RIP LargeTweeterMan. gone, but never forgotten.
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Joined December 2023
lmfao not creative enough it seems
subquery w same metrics was 18.8 million rows for ~1mo of data. i am attempting to do 120 of those 1mo pulls bc our data warehousing is piping hot garbage.
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one of the smartest things i’ve ever done is give all my emails 3 letter keyboard replacements. shoutout qqq not talkin bout the nasdaq.
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i have been working since i woke up yesterday morning and like in a very locked in kinda way.
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if you’re looking for a secure pair that’s gonna stay in place, you can’t go wrong with these
Who has good recommendations for headphones for running? Maybe it’s my ears but I gotta stop being the person who tapes their AirPods in lmao.
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also the i said goodnight to him and he didn’t respond. and im like right at his eye level when seated so its not like i said it to high in the atmosphere for him to hear me. dick.
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Things She’ll Never Hear From Me For $1200, Alex. (if tiny dick havers are allowed to tweet about their tiny meat i’m allowed to tweet about my phd (phat huge dong). just like titties of all sizes are welcome to be show off. #Equality #PennusPoasting #2ndApenndment)
how about 4 inches and not particularly thick.
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mine bigger prolly
(hornier than i’ve been in my life) haha let’s compare hand sizes.
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RT @TheBestPoaster: had a girl on a dating app ask me if i was really 6’3. i told her i was. the next question was if i had big hands. lmfa….
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RT @TheBestPoaster: pic with an ex popped up when i was looking for a different pic so i took matters into my own hands .
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RT @touchgrass_ron: @TheBestPoaster I've been thinking about this post for two days straight now.
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subquery w same metrics was 18.8 million rows for ~1mo of data. i am attempting to do 120 of those 1mo pulls bc our data warehousing is piping hot garbage.
just accidentally shut down my data pull after 47 minutes bc i clicked “log off” instead of “disconnect from virtual session” even though i checked exactly which of those 2 options to press and which one not to press no less than 15 times so i think i am going to leave now 🙂
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just accidentally shut down my data pull after 47 minutes bc i clicked “log off” instead of “disconnect from virtual session” even though i checked exactly which of those 2 options to press and which one not to press no less than 15 times so i think i am going to leave now 🙂
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the fun thing is everyone wins here.
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only person in the entire office besides the janitor,,,,, i’m coming for that office buddy….
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RT @brutland515: @TheBestPoaster hahaha dude this is spot on. some shit on there is just bananas.
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.@Quiznos wyd this weekend y’all open or na y’all layin low.
not to brag but i’m definitely on the most molly at this Quiznos right now.
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can’t even imagine what ur going thru rn 💔
I caught my partner using the app… my stomach dropped. i don’t know what hurts more, the lie or the disappointment. .
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can’t relate. bc i always get 1 like at a minimum. bc i like my own tweets. bc i respect Rule #1:.
mfs who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one.
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