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lil wayne: IM A DBOY
me: that's cool, i'm a tgirl
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CPU usage:
mongodb: 15%
discord: 10%
firefox: 10%
VLC: 4%
tailscale: 0.1%
KDE plasma wobbly window effects: 60%
someone pls help me budget this, my motherboard is melting
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@coolgirl0nline
why are you, as a man, using a safety harness when working 80 stories above the ground
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i bet getting refactored feels good af for the code
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@myrrlyn
modern kids be pulling out the DSM and effortlessly diagnosing their opponent’s entire bloodline
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@openlyhot
“cyber system overload” alone outranks every other bit of satire i’ve seen in the last few months
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gf: did you hear about these diplomats claiming that foreign intelligence agencies used mind control devices to attack them and render them helpless?
me (hearing the words “mind control” and “helpless” and getting so horny I almost pass out): i think i hauve havana syndrome
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@nightcorebanksy
project managers when they need to explain to investors what they used the last $300 million on
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@adastroworld
normal people find “the conditions in those shelters are so inhumane and degrading that homeless people prefer to take their chances outside” a pretty harrowing fact! not many of those left, unfortunately
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i implemented a basic raytracer in the nix configuration language; the below video shows Phong shading (and took an hour to render)
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@gains_tweets
asking crypto bros who've never written a line of code in their life what they think about using nested closures to implement the decorator pattern
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“learn to torrent” is a really funny phrase— what is there to learn? dragging and dropping files into your preferred client?
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in the nix club, straight up configuring it. And by “it,” well, let’s justr say.. my desktop
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they did surgery on a microprocessor
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merry christmas— i’d like to resurface this innovative angel girl flirting method i brainstormed last winter
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[guy who just found out about graph theory voice] wow, i'm so excited to reformulate every problem i encounter in terms of this universally applicable construction
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@CapriTheUnruly
i was thinking about this earlier. they never seem to give examples of problematic behavior, just vague jabs at nb/trans ppl
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your 17 year old mutual: been getting really into 0-tick redstone logic gates recently
that same mutual at age 20: been getting really into quantitative finance lately
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@SatansJacuzzi
if I said out loud how I feel about the new york times publishing earnest articles about the “inevitability” of the shooting, I would go to prison
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ngl, lesswrongers attempting to do bayesian inference on annie altman’s mental state to determine whether she was actually abused feels pretty grotesque and not at all like behavior we should indulge/promote
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oh no! my technofascist eugenicist community with a moral framework predicated on neo-buddhism and narcissistic perversions of utilitarianism has an abuse problem. I never saw this coming
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@synthwashere
centrist media in particular is egregious about constantly using spelling and grammar patterns that imply negative bias towards marginalized groups... and it's working
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@itslaylatime
this is phenomenal but also i find it so funny that the "screenshot of an excessively long tweet" format is becoming commonplace on twitter
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i’m cautiously bullish on AI for the most part, but this is genuinely among the most demonic and godless things i’ve ever seen
Excited to introduce the world’s first AI interviewer, gpt-vetting.
With gpt-vetting, you can interview 100x more candidates in less time & candidates get a more enjoyable, gamified, and less biased interview experience.
You define the skills you want the interview to focus on,
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@ChazakielDoremi
my understanding is that they’re mostly useful for things (torrenting) that will get you in trouble with your ISP that don’t quite rise to the level of necessitating an international subpoena, though maybe i’m barking up the wrong tree
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@UNSTABLEPOSTING
oh my god the seriousness with which he said it the second time I can’t.. “i could say *antisemitic* shit and adidas can’t drop me”
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@poisonjr
usual reply guy: “siblings” is the language of the oppressor, the discursive framework of the evangelical normative family structure as a means to social and psychological power,
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anyone wanna start a commune where we just sit around and trade extremely exotic financial instruments with each other for fun
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@mycoliza
thanks to 20 years of technological advancements, we now have a way to change desktop settings (with a 0.1% chance of deleting your home directory each time)
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@supersensuel
@HormonalJew
many self-purported ‘allies’ and even queer people seem unable/unwilling to escape the thinking that everyone must belong to some immutable social category over which they have no control
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@epistemophagy
i've had so many heart attack/stroke mimics brushed off as anxiety by providers that at this point it doesn't seem like there's any point to seeking care
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@ArkadiaCoast
these are the same people who think rage against the machine is a right-wing bang
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before posting, ask yourself: does it F.U.C.K.?
F- is it Freudian?
U- is it Useful?
C- does it Contribute?
K- have you taken Ketamine recently?
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@ayyy_vuh
this guy was like "i'm a chaser" and everyone went "i hope he isn't a chaser uwu" and guess what? he turned out to be a chaser
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why do people so willingly admit they had political extremist phases as teenagers 💀 if i did that shit you wouldn’t be able to get it out of me with a blowtorch and macklemore album
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@gnosticsilica
@CapriTheUnruly
no like instead of pointing out specific issues they just post transphobia with a fresh coat of paint
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@keffals
i never really understood why the public couldn’t see through the wet paper bag of an argument that trans women have a biological advantage in sports... like isn’t that the point of competitive sports
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70% of all gender discourse could be obviated if everyone involved simply read and internalized the wikipedia page for "category error"
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@westofmain_
what’s your problem? she was arrested at gunpoint because people hate trans people and you think she’s in the wrong??
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are we really starting the “being amab is an irreparable scar that all transfems must atone for as long as they live” discourse again
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@StephTaitWrites
it's gonna be a very disturbing few years as people begin to realize what covid did to them
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big deal, i already have tons of mutuals who are capable regressors
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need this printed on booty shorts
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don’t announce what you’re planning on here or in public. don’t say where you will organize it, or who you will do it with. you are being watched.
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@latkedelrey
also, the optimal personal policy for navigating healthcare in most places often involves lying, which I don’t think is emphasized enough
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@pardapeo
@Milo_Edwards
astounded by people who post anything remotely resembling a take under their real name/identity
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@twinkdefcon
feels like a lot of this stems from "any amount of verbal abuse directed at obviously bad (right-wing) people is good and just" collapsing into "bullying anyone you personally disagree with is acceptable" at the level of social norms, especially in ~queer spaces
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@UntilTrees
one day I looked at my father and suddenly saw a bitter, sad old man, rather than a god— things got a bit easier after that
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feels like half of tpot these days is just people saying shit like “sometimes people espouse beliefs for the sake of ingroup signaling and social tribes, rather than developing consistent and logically robust worldviews” then standing back and waiting to be hailed as a genius
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why do people so willingly admit they had political extremist phases as teenagers 💀 if i did that shit you wouldn’t be able to get it out of me with a blowtorch and macklemore album
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@queersing
@slimepriestess
would that not inevitably devolve into a situation where those with social capital or other forms of power exert full control over criminal justice— like the status quo but worse
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@BLUEM0MMY
FWIW most of these papers are uncontrolled case studies by integrative/functional medicine practitioners who want to attract new clients, definitely take with a grain of salt
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transgenders love books titled shit like “linear representations of finite groups”
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reddit: amicable if slightly cringe; nobody understands your question
discord: renowned project maintainer tells you to "go back to windows, script kiddie"
IRC: everyone in the channel schedules a time to collectively mock you for only having a 130 IQ
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lukewarm take: there’s nothing wrong with this. every platform does something like this; most do far worse. ~any technically competent person could do the same thing with just the data you publicly emit. please focus on real threats to your privacy if this has you concerned
Discord has been using machine learning models to determine the gender and age group of some of its users since at least August 2022.
The data can be found in the "activity/analytics/events-[...].json" file of some Discord data packages, though the exact requirements are unknown.
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@slimepriestess
@queersing
there’ll always be perverse incentives, and aggregation of social capital, in one form or another— how would you stop someone adored by their community from siccing those people on someone they had a petty dispute with?
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@queersing
@slimepriestess
how do you assure due process and the rights of the accused without some formal prosecutorial apparatus ?
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me when the indentured servant who drives for 30 minutes to deliver my $18 scooped bagel presumes to expect the slightest modicum of human courtesy instead of letting the cold monolith of capital sand away their personhood entirely so I can pretend to be traumatized online
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guess who accidentally leaked testing data into the training set 🥳
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just saw a techbro complaining about an $85/h offer
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reminder: attempts to weaponize progressive thoughtforms in defense of capital are not made in good faith and should not be engaged with as such
Calling strikebreakers “scabs” is patently dehumanizing (and if your response to this is “good,” you should probably engage in some self-examination)
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@DerrickLemos
thinking back to when my mom told us mother gothel from tangled was a good person
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@somewheresy
tldr; i think the façade broke after being pushed beyond its limits (between VC-brained SaaS stuff, the porn news, barrages of media hitpieces, excessive focus on parity with google/anthropic, perceived decrease in gpt-4 quality, no gpt-5, etc etc)
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@keffals
birth sex is a far less reliable indicator of physical performance than a dozen other attributes you could group athletes by, so it seems like it should be obvious that it’s just bizarre essentialism and not a legitimate effort to put those with similar talent on the same footing
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i don’t know what any of those 4chan tttt terms mean. unlike… people like you, who are lesser for it. and probably are also agp sneedhons
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@allgarbled
you can train a classicist to write javascript but you can't teach a CS major homer
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somehow got myself into an awful situation where my DE randomly chooses between firefox, chrome, vivaldi, and that awful GNOME browser when i click on links
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sometimes i see someone on here replying to a landian accelerationist transhuman milady pfp calling them a fascist or a crypto bro or whatever and it’s like watching those videos of uncontacted amazonian tribes shooting arrows at a helicopter.
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