Michael Beveridge
@mickyb273
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the least funny person on this free adult web site
Joined September 2009
Sources: Full current trade: Rockets: Victor Oladipo, Dante Exum, Rodions Kurucs, 3 BKN first-rounders (22, 24, 26), 1 MIL first (22, unprotected), 4 BKN 1st round swaps (21, 23, 25, 27) Nets: James Harden Pacers: Caris LeVert, 2nd-rounder Cavs: Jarrett Allen, Taurean Prince
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Getting permanently banned from Twitter is a hero’s ending. It’s the worm brain Valhalla and has rightfully be earned by trump, a posters Poster. Vale.
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Santa Claus? I already have one partner with grey hair and a large sack who only comes once a year. not interested.
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You're enrolled. Watch "A Life in Questions: Wisdom School with @aaronch3n" now on YouTube: https://t.co/e1fow5ESfq
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vtuber: kiyaaaah! uwaaaa i m-messed up… im brain like babey but i have boobs and short skirt… i’m a big sexual woman baby viewer: Io tthink this kicks ass for reasons I will not introspect on
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Not many people know this but Maggie Beer is Michael Beveridge's Mum @mickyb273
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a lil fact-check on that trash-fire anon op-ed about trans children from yesterday. almost like the concern over wellbeing is just a front for transphobia :) https://t.co/0PMKb0q3SK
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Which NBA team goes to the regional town you grew up in and what side job does one of their players have. Emerald gets the Dallas Mavericks and Boban works the counter at the Fairbairn Bakery.
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Thinking about how beautiful it would be if the NBA relocated to Australia. Each town gets a team. Zion just getting in punch ons outside the Spotted Cow in Toowoomba. Harden sneaking out of Kittens at 4am. Joe Ingles clocking off at the Civic Video in Windsor before his game.
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The amount of happiness these 12 men bring me cannot be understated. I know this season will be a mangled car wreck due to covid (@nba please just relocate to Australia - were back to normal and have 100 stadiums) but god damn I’m ready to be hurt again baby !!
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Bridget Flack once told a close friend that if anything ever happened to her, she’d like people to read her poetry. Here are a few of her poems:
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All I know about CyberPunk 2077 is in that world everyone is circumcised and has no pubes.
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Gday @Stirling_G - mate I know you might be in 2 minds about the cashless debit card that’s trying to be rolled out but I can’t stress to you that as a man of good conscience you surely can’t vote for a dehumanising tool that has ZERO proven evidence of working. #SayNoStirling.
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“Since our people aren’t property developers or miners, this government gives us nothing” — @lidia__thorpe
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Still waiting for a business to 'accidentally' overpay their workers millions on millions of dollars. Funny how that works.
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Zero idea on what Mank was ~about~, saw all the smart and funny writing people on here love it but watching it felt a bit like eating lightly buttered toast I guess. It was ok but unsure what the hype was for. This has been ‘Mank review’.
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