Michael Good
@michaelgooood
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standup comedian "I've never heard of you but you're great" - recent review email list and tickets👇
New York, NY
Joined September 2010
Alex Trebek is so unfazed by anything, he could be like, "I understand you've made an unusual acquaintance?" and you're like "Yes Alex I met my pen pal, who is a centaur" and he'd say "My, well they sure can get places in a hurry, can't they? Alright Sam has command of the board".
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posting reels again like "God I've seen what you've done for bad comedians, I humbly ask you do the same for me".
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in order to adapt to the times, we are pleased to announce that we have made our logo worse! also, you can no longer reach us by phone. but feel free to send us a DM and our chatbot will be happy to help you with anything you could have accomplished yourself on our website.
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baseball on the radio is the best, the play-by-play guy will be like "one out here in the bottom of the 4th, the count's 2 and 1, Jeff, do you believe in ghosts?".
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why do NBA Finals games start 10 minutes late like a local comedy show.
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RT @michaelgooood: every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKing….
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it’s National Pyramid Scheme Day, support a former classmate today.
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RT @michaelgooood: when you send a video for a standup comedy submission you should be able to send in a snippet of someone else’s set from….
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one year later and no improvement.
relaxing before bed by watching 2-6 seconds of 100-200 videos.
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crazy that race car pit crews can change a tire in 6 seconds, in 6 seconds I haven’t even called my dad yet.
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hitting the bathroom at 10 till, the QB Kneel of the workday.
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RT @dannywgoodwin: The Bill Simmons Podcast, immediately after Abraham Lincoln’s assassination
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when you send a video for a standup comedy submission you should be able to send in a snippet of someone else’s set from the same show.
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RT @FrazzleMyGimp: ME: Can I buy you a drink?. HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small….
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RT @harrisonrich_: Maryland’s players were asked what makes Kevin Willard a coach worth listening to. Derik Queen’s initial response: “He….
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RT @michaelgooood: playing on a Nerf hoop and running pick and roll after pick and roll until my son gets switched on to me and I can back….
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asking the mysterious cloaked demonic figure kneeling in my front yard and staring at my house if she needs directions.
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hey! sorry I'm running late due to circumstances well within my control.
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