Michael Evan
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The shit the @GOP will put up with to stay in power. #ImpeachTrump
🚨#BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security has announced and is advising its U.S. citizens to be prepared to present proof of citizenship.
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Is this a workplace appropriate gif to use when emailing out the umpteenth reminder for something? Asking for a friend.
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Sucks they gotta work Christmas Day though.
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order declaring Christmas EVE and Dec. 26 federal holidays, an early present for federal workers They now get both days OFF of work. TRUMP LOVES CHRISTMAS!🎄🇺🇸
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White Elephant Gift Exchange poll. Do you buy a cool gift that exceeds the dollar “limit” or are you a jerk and buy a cheap gag gift?
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Can we normalize companies NOT shipping items in branded brown boxes during the gift giving season? I talking about you @warmies_usa Thanks for ruining #Christmas
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I was there when the bear ate his head. Thought it was a candy.
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This is literally what is going on in Washington DC right now.
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You misspelled “Washington elitists,” but nice try, Jimmy.
You misspelled “Chuck Schumer,” but nice try, Pocahontas.
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Momma let him in our back door. He knew what Mother was waiting for. Daddy'd gone off to win the war. Milkman always came back for more.
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Does @Life360 not sell the Tile Slim with the adhesive anymore? If true, this is a real bummer.
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What an amazing and innovative concept. All the TV you could want in one convenient place. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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I'm livin' in your head so rent free. You're drownin' while I'm ridin' on a jet ski. While you're sittin' at home, keep hatin' me.
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Hey @GovRonDeSantis - If erasing Florida’s history and memorials by painting over artistic and colorful crosswalks is all about improving safety, show us the data to prove it.
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Pretty sure @RonDeSantis wakes up every morning, slips into his high heels, grabs a cup of coffee and thinks to himself what can I do today to piss off the most Floridians possible.
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Bahahahaha
We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm
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