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Michael Cleland

@michaelcleland

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I am a passionate web geek who is sure that most problems can be solved with a big bowl of ice cream. Global politics junkie. Views are my own.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined October 2009
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Michael Cleland
4 months
Congratulations Erin Patterson on life with 33 years minimum. The team at Dame Phyllis Frost baked this cake this morning. You'll have plenty of time to eat it πŸ„πŸ° #ErinPatterson #MushroomTrial #MushroomLady
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Michael Cleland
6 months
STATEMENT: Australian Death Cap Mushroom Growers Association to pursue Erin Patterson for reputational damage and loss of income. #ErinPatternson #DeathCapMushrooms
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Michael Cleland
6 months
BREAKING: Local woman photobombs @abcnews during live broadcast at Erin Patterson #MushroomLady trial More news as it comes to hand #ErinPatterson #BreakingNews #photobomb #MorwellLife
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Michael Cleland
6 months
If you've been trying to get a room in Morwell, our rooms are now free! Our motels are all suddenly vacant from tonight ... Erin Patterson journos are packing up and heading home #ErinPatterson #MushroomLady #Morwell #MediaGoesHome
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Michael Cleland
6 months
Thinking of coming to Morwell? Our motels are all suddenly vacant from tonight ... #ErinPatterson #MushroomLady #Morwell #MediaGoesHome
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Michael Cleland
6 months
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Michael Cleland
8 months
Thanks @Skype it was fun! Our family even had a Netgear Skype cordless phone. I haven't Skyped for years, but I'll never forget you πŸ₯Ή
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Michael Cleland
10 months
Out of respect for the passing of George Foreman, all toasted cheese sandwiches for the next 24 hours should wear a black armband as a mark of respect #GeorgeForeman #GeorgeForeman @GeorgeForeman
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Michael Cleland
1 year
I think @grok has summarised my Twitter activity pretty well (still wish it was Twitter though instead of X)
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Michael Cleland
1 year
Thanks @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris for a sane presidency. Now the shitshow begins β€” with top priorities like ensuring that TikTok remains accessible in the US β€” you know, all the important things. God help us all during the next 48 long months #JoeBiden #KamalaHarris #ThankYou
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Michael Cleland
1 year
What does the winning team win if they win the entire BBL? An exclusive refresher towelettes decorated trophy, or a lifetime supply of the Colonel's original recipe refresher towelettes? Or why can't they win both? #BBL #BigBashLeague @BBL
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Michael Cleland
1 year
Fascists through history #USAElection2024
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Michael Cleland
1 year
Please America, don't let this racist, rapist, self- centred fucking moron back into the White House #USElection2024
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Michael Cleland
1 year
Carlton is your buzzer working? #AFLLionsBlues
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Michael Cleland
1 year
I keep thinking that Mark Taylor is going to tell us that "It's Australia's favourite air" when he's doing the diving commentary for the #Olympics Do I get $400 cashback for listening to his commentary? #Diving @AUSOlympicTeam
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Michael Cleland
1 year
Only @AndrewMcMurtry from @newscomauHQ has used "explosion" about the Paris train arson attacks. Every news sites I've read - Le Monde, New York Times,Β Al Jazeera, The Guardian, The Times, New York Post - use "arson" NOT "explosion" https://t.co/5cYg2nYCMc @ABCmediawatch #rag
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Michael Cleland
1 year
Crowdstrike's website is proudly protected by Crowstrike 🀣 #Crowdstrike #bsod #Windows
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Michael Cleland
1 year
Crowdstrike's website proudly announces their new product update "Crushing Global Threat" #Crowdstrike #bsod #Windows @CrowdStrike
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Michael Cleland
2 years
Maybe Fisker went broke because they weren't able to buy https://t.co/TG1N39O5RB #fisker
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Michael Cleland
2 years
Can you schedule a tweet @killedbygoogle for https://t.co/olnFFa7WcE? Google + Experimental = Thin ice βž‘οΈπŸ’€
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