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It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. It's me.
Alright we gotta talk about Google's Pixel 8 software promise
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They said that about Stadia too.
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Cry more.
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Go on.
Use Flutter.
I dare you.
Want to develop for Android? Use Flutter.
Want to develop for iOS? Use Flutter.
Want to develop for Web? Use Flutter.
Want to develop for Mac? Use Flutter.
Want to develop for Linux? Use Flutter.
Want to develop for Windows? Use Flutter.
Just use Flutter.
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I am absolutely shocked. lmao
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Bard thinks that Google will shut it down within the next one to two years. 😂
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When I say this is an unexpected move, I mean initially purchased using Google Domains for the irony factor in September 2018. 😂
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It took a team of 24 people to write this post.
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lmfao
Google is emailing Google One subscribers to inform them that the free VPN by Google One service is being discontinued later this year.
Google is also discontinuing free shipping for select print orders from Google Photos in Canada, the UK, the U.S., and the EU starting May 15.…
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I can’t believe Google is shutting down Google Keep.
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bruhhhhhhhhhh
"Google has potentially lost Google Drive user data."
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unpopular science: dark mode actually lowers your productivity, reading speed, and proofreading abilities.
it make sense to only have light mode in productivity software where you're doing a lot of reading & writing.
🤷
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I wish I was funded.
Satya, if you’re listening, please pay off my student loans.
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Don’t use Teams.
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Don't do this.
Elon Musk, in a Twitter space, asks for engineers outside of Twitter to consider working for free to improve Twitter’s code base as an act of goodwill
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When I said GCP was shutting down, I didn’t mean today.
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I was recently invited to attend a strategy meeting with Googlers about the state of their messaging service.
I'm breaking my NDA by releasing this image, but I think it's important to let you know just how things are run at this fucking place.
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The beginning of the end. 👋🔪💀
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He's absolutely taking this the corporate bankruptcy route. He wants to drive the value of this company into the ground, then sell off the brand for pieces.
What a fucking loser. It's still hard for me to believe people worship this fucking idiot.
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Same thing my dad said to me before he went to get some milk and I never saw him again.
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💀💀💀
Google Bard sides with the Justice Department in the Google antitrust case
“I hope that the court will find in favor of the Justice Department and order Google to take steps to break up its monopoly”
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TIL that when Google decides to EOL a Chromebook, it not only doesn't get updates but they kneecap it and it just becomes e-waste apparently.
Wild.
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Them: “I messaged you on Google.”
Me: sigh
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Checks:
- Gmail
- Hangouts Chat
- Google Chat
- Photos Chat
- Google Stadia Chat
- Google Groups
- Google Voice
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THIS JUST IN:
GOOGLE PIXEL IS GETTING AXED.
Apple released so many updates today.
Meanwhile Google hasn’t even rolled out the June update to most Pixels…
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Here we go.🍿
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Google is going to start deleting inactive accounts.
rip my dead best friend's account that I still send email to because I miss them. 😭
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Ahhh yea. Fuck this .zip nonsense.
Today, Google Registry is launching eight new top-level domains: .dad, .phd, .prof, .esq, .foo, .zip, .mov and .nexus. Learn more ↓
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Google I/O is just around the corner.
Aren't we traumatized enough?
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"What's the best time to sound the emergency alarm test?"
"Two minutes early?"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
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brb...gonna make an app that only lets you chat with other users of dying Google products.
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I’m not a meme!!
I’m a disappointment!
I know "Google kills things" is a meme but killing Universal Analytics is actually insane
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Yes.
Today they announced they are killing the remnants of Picasa Web Albums.
Happy Friday!
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Since Gmail is going away, I'm excited for us all to start experiencing the excruciating user experience pain that is Outlook once again.
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They're killing Google Domains in order to save Keep.
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Google is killing Jamboard.
Tell me again how they never kill things people pay for?
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I give it three months.
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Uh...Google just announced they are killing Google Keep.
Google if you're gonna kill something, right now is the time to announce it.
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idk man.
shit is getting weird.
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I’m sorry everyone. This is my fault.
I suggested we have a company-wide initiative to stop using Angular late last year and migrate everything to Next.js & React. Unfortunately, the cost was more than expected, and even though I got a promotion, hard decisions had to be made.
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Shoulda bought an iPhone.
RIP Pixel 8 (Oct 2023-Mar 2024).
Will not be getting Gemini AI, due to “hardware limitations”. Google just killed this phone. So much for 7 years of support. Can’t even get the first iteration of Googles phone AI model.
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US Senate just unanimously fucked up every programmer's life for the next two years.
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Wow! Amazon’s Open Source team is really committed to their work.
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I do not work for Google.
Please stop DMing me for help getting into your account.
I can’t help you. 😂
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Awkward.
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“No code” is just someone else’s code. Don’t fucking @ me.
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Thinking about how Google was just like, "Yeah. Fuck you and your home security system," and is gonna brick Nest Secure devices on April 8.
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Confirmed. They are A/B testing removing the Home vs Latest Tweet options. (See the title at the top of each.)
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Bye, bitch.
I see Google is continuing its push to have all things media under the YouTube brand.
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RSS is still underrated.
Forget decentralized crypto, let's decentralize our content (again).
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*deep breath*
Google Talk
Google Voice
Google Wave
Google Buz
Google+ Hangouts
Google Docs Chat
Google Hangouts
Google Spaces
Google Allo
Google Duo
Google (Hangouts) Meet
YouTube Messages
Google (Hangouts) Chat
Google Maps Messages
Google Photos Messages
Google Stadia Messages
oh yeah, you're a google fan? Name every social networking or messaging app they've created.
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"Google Drive File Count Limits" (2023-2023)
Google Drive File Count Limits was an arbitrary limitation regarding the total number of files that could be stored inside of Google Drive regardless of their file size. It was 4 days old.
We recently rolled out a system update to Drive item limits to preserve stability and optimize performance. While this impacted only a small number of people, we are rolling back this change as we explore alternate approaches to ensure a great experience for all.
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The neurodivergent urge to work on the weekend because of that feeling of guilt that chronically follows you around.
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jesus fuck
this is so fucking hilarious and fucking depressing as shit
"Google hires the best people in the world*"
*except all of them
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If I had a dollar for every fucking screenshot of the Google Podcasts email I’ve seen today, I’d be able to take Tesla private.
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It’s dead.
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@johnblackjr
@QuinnyPig
I don't normally like doing free labor, but here's your HTML page restructured as actual semantic HTML, with structured header tags, abbr, lists, and accurate use of tabular data (ps: there's none!)
Best of luck to you, professor.
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Still not convinced.
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Poor Google Assistant didn't even see it coming...
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Oops…I did it again. 🎤🎵🎵
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Google's hyperlocal news app 'Bulletin' is shutting down
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One Googler on Twitter somewhere talked about how each of the colors are "pillars." And, like, I get it. It's artsy and cool, and you fulfilled the design brief.
But I'm convinced they weren't designing for humans; for productivity; for users.
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