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Lord Albert Coffeeton

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Engineer, BBQ chef, Gamer

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined April 2011
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@ClarksonsFarm1
ClarksonsFarm
10 days
Always worth a repost!
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
12 days
God bless all mothers doing their best to keep the family well fed and taken care of.🤣🤣🤣
@Brink_Thinker
Kevin W.
13 days
An exhausted mom gives the baby bottle to her friend instead of her son, and the two can't stop laughing . 😂
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@MbengaBenjamin
MBENGA ARTS
16 days
If the algorithm showed you my art, I appreciate any support I get
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@ossynoya
Ossy Vincent
25 days
This is cracking me up 😂😂🤧
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@josh_uglyasf
Dr. God Abeg ooo
1 month
Daughter and father moments… I’m ready to procreate🥹🥹
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
1 month
I think I have had my share of twitter for the year. Always seeing rubbish
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
2 months
From the quotes and comments, I am slowly coming to the realisation that I may actually not be an introvert, na money I no get. Coz wetin be this?
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Boluwatife
2 months
"We Listen, We Don't Judge" Introvert edition. 🌝
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
2 months
Thus was wholesome 👍🏾
@MrMekzy_
Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
2 months
This was a good battle. I really enjoyed watching it.😅👏🏽❤️
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@OzorNdiOzor
Ozor Ndi Ozor
7 months
It takes a gut of steel. Not just but any steel, but Vibranium—Titanium rather, to nose dive down an Alpha military jet 🛩️ into the enemy lines in a Japanese kamikaze fashion killing Boko haram terrorists— this is Wing Commander Chimda Hedima. He was later B£headed on a video
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Lord Albert Coffeeton
4 months
If this place is really in Akwa Ibom ... then nigeria is wasting its tourist potentials. What a beauty
@Big_Chef_1
BigChef🤯☘️
4 months
I need 10 high value men who would love to spend an evening by the sea shore. Relief themselves the pressure of work while enjoying barbecue and fisherman alongside baddies or their women! Just 10... Location: Akwa Ibom More details will be shared only to interested parties.
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
4 months
Congrats to all those called to the bar.🎉🥂🎊 May you be better lawyers than those who have come and failed us. If this triggers you, you go like check yourself
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
5 months
Baba shirt say "no reading again". Who go tell am?🤣🤣🤣🤣 Congrats bro. More wins. But e sure me say you go read. If you do accounting, reading go read you.
@Jude_chedz
Jood
5 months
Unrelated but I signed out of college on friday😮‍💨
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
5 months
Where can someone go to watch match in Surulere ooooh.
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@tolubinutu
Dr Tolu
5 months
Parents in Nigeria: you see this 400g of Milo your kids drink every morning? It has more sugar than SIX cans of Coke. Yet, Nestlé sells healthier, low-sugar versions abroad. I studied this & here’s what i found. Walk with me
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Lord Albert Coffeeton
5 months
Omo them no tell this guy, him just dey ginger. Dey speak English "sir, pls this seat is vacant". Them no tell am only 1 person dey barbers me. Make I go him side collect linear culve? I think not
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@talk2veee
Talk2veee
5 months
Please watch 🙏🏽
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Lord Albert Coffeeton
5 months
Learnt alot about the 2 positions in this thread. I also learnt some people actually argue with grok like it is a human being. Nigerians!!! Lmao
@dammiedammie35
Oyindamola🙄
5 months
Between Alaafin of Oyo and Ooni of ife, who’s superior abeg ?
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
5 months
So I am having anxiety going into the market. Last time I bought jeans, it was like 10-12k. The prices I am seeing is telling me to go back and work harder😭😭😭😭
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
5 months
Son of man never chop finish them say make him form group do aluta. @SwitOpe @thefrancissule e be like I will take hiatus from calling in🤣🤣🤣 Abeg!!! I never born finish. And baba still said he will anonymously join the group.
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@mfadaray
Lord Albert Coffeeton
5 months
Funny how every mother loves when her son dots on her but every lady hates a mama's boy.
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