Lord Albert Coffeeton
@mfadaray
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Engineer, BBQ chef, Gamer
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined April 2011
If the algorithm showed you my art, I appreciate any support I get
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Daughter and father moments… I’m ready to procreate🥹🥹
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I think I have had my share of twitter for the year. Always seeing rubbish
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It takes a gut of steel. Not just but any steel, but Vibranium—Titanium rather, to nose dive down an Alpha military jet 🛩️ into the enemy lines in a Japanese kamikaze fashion killing Boko haram terrorists— this is Wing Commander Chimda Hedima. He was later B£headed on a video
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If this place is really in Akwa Ibom ... then nigeria is wasting its tourist potentials. What a beauty
I need 10 high value men who would love to spend an evening by the sea shore. Relief themselves the pressure of work while enjoying barbecue and fisherman alongside baddies or their women! Just 10... Location: Akwa Ibom More details will be shared only to interested parties.
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Congrats to all those called to the bar.🎉🥂🎊 May you be better lawyers than those who have come and failed us. If this triggers you, you go like check yourself
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Baba shirt say "no reading again". Who go tell am?🤣🤣🤣🤣 Congrats bro. More wins. But e sure me say you go read. If you do accounting, reading go read you.
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Where can someone go to watch match in Surulere ooooh.
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Parents in Nigeria: you see this 400g of Milo your kids drink every morning? It has more sugar than SIX cans of Coke. Yet, Nestlé sells healthier, low-sugar versions abroad. I studied this & here’s what i found. Walk with me
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Omo them no tell this guy, him just dey ginger. Dey speak English "sir, pls this seat is vacant". Them no tell am only 1 person dey barbers me. Make I go him side collect linear culve? I think not
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So I am having anxiety going into the market. Last time I bought jeans, it was like 10-12k. The prices I am seeing is telling me to go back and work harder😭😭😭😭
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Son of man never chop finish them say make him form group do aluta. @SwitOpe @thefrancissule e be like I will take hiatus from calling in🤣🤣🤣 Abeg!!! I never born finish. And baba still said he will anonymously join the group.
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Funny how every mother loves when her son dots on her but every lady hates a mama's boy.
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