November: “I miss baseball” December: “I miss baseball” January: “I miss baseball” February: “I miss baseball” March: “I miss baseball” April 1st “THIS FCKING UMP”

Your self worth ≠ your progress

The time Dodger figured out he could use the air mattress as a trampoline

Jaxson Dart vs Drake Maye MNF

The Europoor mind cannot fathom the Egg Bowl

Walking into Speedway and some lady slams the door on me. She obviously doesn’t know that I’m the kindest person on the planet

Giving out this information for free btw

Old Country Road is extremely backed up. Use an alternate route. You’re welcome

Sending love to all the grocery store cashiers that have to stand at their register this whole holiday season… having to hear the same Christmas songs over and over again. I’m here for you

Just want to say I’m extremely thankful for everyone on here who has helped in my recovery. I’m not funny but trying to have fun all the time helps me cope with my anxiety. Always here for everyone 🫡🤍

My relatives just got here and one of them mentioned politics

Thankful for my lifting bro 🙏🔥

Thankful for you @nyknicks

Never no shame in going down the shame is staying down🫡

Sharing is caring! ❤️

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it

Thankful for Penjamin

Drinking ice water while chewing 5 Gum

Thankful for these gangstas 🤍

Kawhi Leonard is OUT for Thanksgiving dinner after straining his elbow reaching for the gravy. QUESTIONABLE for dessert. (Via @SharmsCharania)

Watching the Dog Show with Mookie