
Stephanie Brown
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Where am I? This isn't the DMV. I made a wrong turn somewhere. How do I get out of here?
Catatonic State - Meow!
Joined July 2010
After these groundhogs successfully predicted the weather, they could finally eat lunch outside. It took several days. ππ€£ππ€£.#NationalEatOutsideDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Few people knew Frankenstein was a cat lover. He had a dog too, but it was invisible, hence no pictures. πΉπ½πΉπ½.#FrankensteinDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Everyone used to kick sand in Sparky's face at the beach. No more. Now, he has his friends kick sand in the bullies' faces. ππ.#NationalBeachDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Most people can toast marshmallows. Mine always looked like the accelerant the arsonist used to start the fire. πππ.#NationalToastedMarshmallowDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Spotty could dribble and drool at the same time to confuse the opponents. This allowed him to slide past them and dunk the ball. πΆ.#NationalSportsDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Whenever Union Cat comes to work (which isn't often), productivity goes right down the porcelain litter box. πΈπΉπΌπ½.#IndividualRightsDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Buster never realized he was wearing the wrong colors for his college. He always wore his sunglasses, and he was colorblind. π€£ππ€£π.#CollegeColorsDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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After Dracatula entered, he knocked the cross off the wall, tipped over the holy water, and batted the garlic under the sofa. πΌ.#InternationalBatNight. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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A new way to eat stuffed peppers. That pepper really holds the cereal and milk. Better than chocolate-covered bacon. π€£ππ€’.#StuffedGreenBellPeppersDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Be careful with this wine. It has a sharp bite and can leave you wondering where the scratch marks came from. πΌπΉπΈπΉ.#InternationalCabernetDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Having too many thoughts in your head can make you want to lie down for several hours. Happens to me all the time. πΉπ€πΉπ€.#NationalThoughtfulDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Since she lived alone, Karen couldn't figure out where all the toilet paper was going. Perhaps it was The Mummy. πΌπΉ.#NationalToiletPaperDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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"It wasn't my fault the last 2 rescues didn't 'work out'. They wouldn't work with me. Third time's a charm, right? Right?" π€£πΆππΆ.#NationalDogDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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It took more than toast for Liz to forgive Bob. He opened the window and let all the flies out. Bibb lettuce is a good start. ππ¦π.#KissAndMakeupDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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"Human, I'll 'split' my culinary masterpiece with you if you hold this banana while I peel it. Give the peel to the dog." πΉπ.#NationalBananaSplitDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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"I'm a serious cat and like my drinks serious. After the sour day I've had, I need nothing special in them." π₯΄πΌπ₯΄πΌ.#NationalWhiskeySourDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Hopefully, the coffee isn't strong enough to melt your knife. Chewing coffee beans would have a better visual effect. πΉπ¬πΉπ¬.#NationalKnifeDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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When Gracie realized she had more peaches than toes, she made a pie and brandied peaches. She should have made the pie first. πΉπ».#NationalPeachPieDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Bowser had only seconds to open the maple syrup bottle while the human was in the other room talking on the phone. ππππ.#NationalWaffleDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Bill stopped flying because of the bad weather. He'll fly again when he can travel in business class. ππ¦ββ¬ππ.#NationalRideTheWindDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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