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Stephanie Brown

@meow2you

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Joined July 2010
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Stephanie Brown
6 hours
After these groundhogs successfully predicted the weather, they could finally eat lunch outside. It took several days. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£.#NationalEatOutsideDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Few people knew Frankenstein was a cat lover. He had a dog too, but it was invisible, hence no pictures. 😹😽😹😽.#FrankensteinDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
1 day
Everyone used to kick sand in Sparky's face at the beach. No more. Now, he has his friends kick sand in the bullies' faces. πŸ˜‚πŸ•.#NationalBeachDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Most people can toast marshmallows. Mine always looked like the accelerant the arsonist used to start the fire. πŸ™„πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚.#NationalToastedMarshmallowDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Spotty could dribble and drool at the same time to confuse the opponents. This allowed him to slide past them and dunk the ball. 🐢.#NationalSportsDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
2 days
Whenever Union Cat comes to work (which isn't often), productivity goes right down the porcelain litter box. 😸😹😼😽.#IndividualRightsDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
2 days
Buster never realized he was wearing the wrong colors for his college. He always wore his sunglasses, and he was colorblind. πŸ€£πŸ•πŸ€£πŸ•.#CollegeColorsDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
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After Dracatula entered, he knocked the cross off the wall, tipped over the holy water, and batted the garlic under the sofa. 😼.#InternationalBatNight. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
3 days
A new way to eat stuffed peppers. That pepper really holds the cereal and milk. Better than chocolate-covered bacon. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€’.#StuffedGreenBellPeppersDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
3 days
Be careful with this wine. It has a sharp bite and can leave you wondering where the scratch marks came from. 😼😹😸😹.#InternationalCabernetDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
3 days
Having too many thoughts in your head can make you want to lie down for several hours. Happens to me all the time. πŸ˜ΉπŸ’€πŸ˜ΉπŸ’€.#NationalThoughtfulDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
4 days
Since she lived alone, Karen couldn't figure out where all the toilet paper was going. Perhaps it was The Mummy. 😼😹.#NationalToiletPaperDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
4 days
"It wasn't my fault the last 2 rescues didn't 'work out'. They wouldn't work with me. Third time's a charm, right? Right?" πŸ€£πŸΆπŸ˜‰πŸΆ.#NationalDogDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
4 days
It took more than toast for Liz to forgive Bob. He opened the window and let all the flies out. Bibb lettuce is a good start. πŸ˜‚πŸ¦ŽπŸ˜‚.#KissAndMakeupDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
4 days
"Human, I'll 'split' my culinary masterpiece with you if you hold this banana while I peel it. Give the peel to the dog." 😹🍌.#NationalBananaSplitDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
6 days
"I'm a serious cat and like my drinks serious. After the sour day I've had, I need nothing special in them." πŸ₯΄πŸ˜ΌπŸ₯΄πŸ˜Ό.#NationalWhiskeySourDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
6 days
Hopefully, the coffee isn't strong enough to melt your knife. Chewing coffee beans would have a better visual effect. 😹😬😹😬.#NationalKnifeDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
7 days
When Gracie realized she had more peaches than toes, she made a pie and brandied peaches. She should have made the pie first. 😹😻.#NationalPeachPieDay. @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
7 days
Bowser had only seconds to open the maple syrup bottle while the human was in the other room talking on the phone. πŸ˜šπŸ•πŸ˜šπŸ•.#NationalWaffleDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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Stephanie Brown
7 days
Bill stopped flying because of the bad weather. He'll fly again when he can travel in business class. πŸ˜ŠπŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„.#NationalRideTheWindDay . @ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272
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