Tigers jaw self titled still slaps so hard

Green Day still fucks

I miss the way cereal tasted when I was pregnant

It’s all fun and games until I whip out La dispute at karaoke night

Nothing better 💘

Dunkin doesn’t make the size of coffee I need (XXXL)

The most amazing baby shower 💙🥰

Social media is for the girls 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Forever wishing I had friends that liked the same music I do 🫠

Not complaining but it’s kinda wild the year I decide to have a baby literally all my favorite bands are going on my dream tours

Holy fuck the brand new set list is incredible

MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME

Third trimester is no joke man I slept 12 hours and I’m already ready for a nap

I don't even watch the show but want her to cheat on her boyfriend

My friends are paying $40,000/year for daycare.

unfollowed some people on IG because their children’s Easter outfits looked a little too republican

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

The only thing I’ll be eating after I give birth is Italian hoagies. Every. Day.

Jonny Craig giving out MacBooks in 2025 this year can’t get crazier

$350 for a pit ticket y’all make me SICK