why y’all ain’t vote for that lady?

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

Just back real quick to watch the crashout live how yall doing

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

GIRL DINNER

I think some of you are really mean on the internet because you don’t have enough friends to make a groupchat where you can talk shit about people privately. which is fine but also don’t make that my problem you know

the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.

Oscar winner Kieran Culkin

Did you know Taco Bell has a 20 dollar meal for 4 and you don't even have to have 4 people. You can just eat all of it.

Best community note I’ve ever seen

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

Before you guys buy out all of the flare jeans take a moment to remember what those are like on a rainy day. Pass along the experience to the youths in your life. We can’t do this again.

unfortunately my nervous system doesn’t know the difference between going into a ticketmaster sale and facing the death penalty

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

the only good thing the chiefs have done is fit perfectly into the beat of karma so that lyric change could happen.

Jalen Hurts is so ffffffffoooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeee idec that he has a goatee. Whew.

Man. What an honor to watch P*trick M*homes shit the bed on the biggest stage in his sport. Go birds.

danced on aubrey’s grave in some old navy flares

munchkin: is it true you were her friend? glinda: