SA Tarfa
@meantune
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...pretending to be a gentleman ...Manchester United #GGMU ...'Humanity' is my religion ...Obidient to the core ...match madness with more madness
Nigeria
Joined October 2013
Nigerians
George Carlin once said, “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” What is a good example of that?
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Na everyday una dey repeat this script?
I have a date on Saturday and i jokingly asked him what would happen if I cancelled. He said, “Not a problem, I can easily get other girls.” Date successfully cancelled.
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Misery loves company.
Why are divorcees always trying to recruit more people? They rarely give good marital advice.
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Be like say your head no complete inside.
A man was kidnapped and his daughter came on twitter to ask for help and support. she later had to delete the tweet because people pointed out that her father publicly supports the same government many believe has failed to protect its citizens. This is the sad place we are as
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*Present day delusion* They want to be in a relationship but act like they're single. Ogun will take you.
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I should "adore" you for simply existing, not that you're of any use to yourself or me? You no even fit chop better food if I no press money, but make I "adore" you. You really dey crase.
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A woman that likes you typically knows how to make your life easier as a man. If you're constantly under pressure because of the woman you're with, just know you're not the one she likes.
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Boniface @boniface_jrn, Northern Nigerian youths are about to kick-start their tech journey in a week, and they’ll need laptops to get started. I’m happy for the laptops to be purchased and delivered to me. Pls🙏
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Operation stupid idiots
USA: Operation Epic Fury. Israel: Operation Roaring Lion. Nigeria: ???
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"School na scam" But see nonsense you dey type. God forbid.
One youth corper dem dey Rob the room next to his my guy rush out with cutlaas my brr na 5 thieves dem disarm him and dem use that hin cutlass butcher am na Eiye men wey dey hostel light one of the thieves before them come run away but them still come back the next night 🌙
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This is too much information we don't need. Una too useless for this app.
Top kisser!! Been a top kisser all my life. I kissed this guy one time and mid-kiss I realized… Oh. This one is a top kisser too. Naturally I switched to bottom because I don’t like it . He switched back to top. I switched again. He switched again. We were rotating
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You're your neighbor Your neighbor is you
My neighbor met his partner because of a wrong number. Not destiny. Not vibes. Just pure mistake. He texted: “Bro, are we still on for football tomorrow?” ⚽ She replied: “Who is this?” Instead of apologizing like a normal person, he said, “Depends. Are you fun?” That
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Every APC supporter.
🚨: A man was discovered with 90% of his brain mass missing, and yet he was living a perfectly normal life.
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"Village boy" for Nigeria but na USA map you use do background.
No Village Boy should have less than 15k followers. If you're a proud Village Boy, Comment "Proud Village Boy" and follow everyone who likes your comment. Let's goooooo!!
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Go on all four limbs and lick the nyash.
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You're stupid You're daft You're a matured idiot
@Bond_not_james I don't know if it’s slowness or poor comprehension that’s worrying you guys. She said she's ready to publicize anyone and help with capital for businesses, so what's the issue? Is it wrong for her to specifically call out gender first?? Omo, you guys just dey hate.
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