I have won the internet with this single, unimaginable accomplishment. @BarackObama follows me.

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An obedient Jon Stewart offers a refresher on the rules of free speech (White House-approved) in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.) John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked

I cannot with heat. I have become a basement dweller and it is ruining my summer vacation.

Finding out the @YourAlberta isn’t releasing the new curriculum for 7-9 until the end of June instead of spring is infuriating. Way to stick to your own chosen deadlines. @demetriosnAB

I bet the king didn’t ask him about his clothing.

we as a society deserve a muppets special with sabrina carpenter

If anyone is wondering how I’m doing, I’m on a second blood pressure medication. Not a fan.

This was not the week to buy a blood pressure monitor.

Dawg it feel like it’s 14pm

Did we do it, did we save the daylight

It’s end of October, lie on the floor vibes these days.

Ive officially reached the age where I consider running errands as going out.

Teachers can spend every second of the day being productive and still feel like they are not doing enough. We need more realistic expectations or more prep time. Preferably both.

Seems bad. Seems genocide.

This was spiritual.

My whole mantra right now is “lolllllz boomerz” bc aging parents. That’s hard sarcasm.

NOT sleeping with a blood pressure monitor on is going to be great tonight.

Women who are voting for Harris have likely also taken note of how (and why) she is commonly referred to as “Kamala” and not Harris. No one ever said they were voting for “Ronald, Bill,” “George,” “Barack,” or “Donald.” Female physicians know this scenario all too well.

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