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former mayor. full time Genius and immortal
right behind you
Joined October 2022
I would never do karaoke because I’m not a fuckng idiot so you’re just going to have to trust me when I tell you that I crush this song word for word when I’m in my truck, almost as if I myself am Luke Combs
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Picked this piece up from my homie this afternoon and didn’t realize it came with this badass bonus feature where the bottom completely detaches on one side when you try to move it at all 😎
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Nahhhhhhhhhh hahah nahhh no I don’t think so
POV: Your kid begs for a hamburger. You get him a hamburger.
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Me and Zuko except instead of this it’s eating chips
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This is special occasion anniversary sex. Regular everyday sex ends exactly 6 minutes from when it begins
8:13 baby and not a minute later 😘
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God I hope not
The love your life has same sun sign as your moon sign
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8:13 baby and not a minute later 😘
If sex started at 8:00pm then at what time should it end?.
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My 11 year old child legitimately believes that I do not know how to jump
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I used to have a big beautiful king size bed and now I sleep in a chair so if you want to help me get a new bed my vmo is mmc2868 🥲 thanks a bunch
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Every day I get a little closer to sleeping in a bed (I don’t have a bed lol)
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Me when they ask “why do you still fw him”:
@legit_scumbag I like it when a guy has a serious and very public drug problem
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Don’t say things like 20 years ago please
20 years ago, Panic! at the Disco released 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies'
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Ain’t got nothin going on in that head
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I know it’s just the algorithm but I’ve decided to believe that these videos are showing up on my TL because my dead mom is in charge of The Posts
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