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Matthew Hankins
4 months
When Wordle gets meta.
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Matthew Hankins
7 months
Home internet was one of the greatest achievements of the modem era.
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Matthew Hankins
8 months
False advertising: mine last 6 months tops.
@The_AdProfessor
The Ad Professor
8 months
Most creative ads I collected in 2024:. 1. Bic Pens
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Matthew Hankins
9 months
It isn't useful per se.
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Catherine Warr
9 months
"But why study Latin? How is it useful compared to modern languages?" is a typical sort of HR manager scold where everything must be quantified as being Productive To Society. What about ars gratia artis? Learning for its own sake? But that can't be processed into career streams.
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Matthew Hankins
10 months
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Matthew Hankins
10 months
Well that's a relief: I thought I'd imagined it.
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Matthew Hankins
11 months
You just pretend you wrote it yourself.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
I'm going to say I called this one.
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Matthew Hankins
11 years
By 2014 people will travel large distances to work at a computer that's networked to all other computers, including the one in their home.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
Me: That's a really bad funeral pun. Also me: Hold my bier.
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Matthew Hankins
9 years
I want my funeral to be unconventional: I'm thinking outside the box.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
Pinch punch, kleptomaniac alcoholic.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
Go figure.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
The plural of anecdote is memoir.
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1 year
@martymadrid The plural of anecdote is not data.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
Hi @Coeliac_UK, just to let you know that the app is saying older packs of Angel Delight are GF when they're not.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
Alcoves: a niche market.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
It's "chip shop". Not "fish and chip shop". There are no chip shops that don't sell fish.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
This must be deliberate.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
Good points: Save £1.01. Bad points: Time travel required.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
Don't judge me YouTube
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
RT @GailMyerscough: The husband hasn’t had the best week Please retweet his tweet. It might help to spread the word. Ta.
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Matthew Hankins
1 year
Is reification a thing?.
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