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Maya Baratz Jordan

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Investor. Fmr CEO/Partner, FFNY (LP: J&J). Early investor/advisor @substackInc Promise Pay @ourplace & more. Product vet @Flickr @Disney.👰@robertjordan33. Mom.

MIA by way of NYC & SF
Joined September 2007
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Maya Baratz Jordan
9 years
Whoever invented babies is a genius. Babies are a platform. So many businesses built on babies.
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Maya Baratz Jordan
2 years
Tired: talking about old Twitter on old Twitter Wired: talking about new Twitter on new Twitter (I’m mbaratz there too)
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
I can’t believe my face eggs. #SuccesionHBO
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
Not having a blue checkmark is the new having a blue checkmark.
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
🙈🙉🙊
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Maya Baratz Jordan
4 years
One rich dude owning a platform like twitter. What could go wrong.
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@LaurenBerson
Lauren Berson Sugarman
3 years
At Conceive, we help you understand if you can get pregnant—and then we do everything in our power to get you there. And we’ve been working on some BIG changes as part of that mission… 🧵
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
the same but different
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
I mean they warned us?
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
An advent calendar but every day you open the little door and get surprised by a new virus your kid picked up and brought home. Happy holidays 2022!!
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
Apparently the best way to become a millionaire is to be a billionaire and then buy Twitter.
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
He wants to launch the $20 verification thing on Nov 7. Midterms on Nov 8. 😘
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
Woah someone built an old and crappy posterity Twitter, somewhere you can talk about lunch and even be greeted with the fail whale sporadically! Missed this wholesome chaos:
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
*in
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
I frankly care less about what he does to Twitter the product than I do about yet another critical election being influenced by fake news on an influential international media co.
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@ashleymayer
Ashley Mayer
3 years
Every. Single. Target. Wildly proud of my friend + team Yumi, and happy for all the parents and kiddos who will benefit. Yumi has set a high (and tasty) bar. 😋
@EvelynRusli
Evelyn Rusli
3 years
Huge, huge moment for team @Yumi - we're now in every single Target in the U.S. - with a nutrition bar (designed to resolve the most common nutrient deficiencies among US kids) and a rice-free line of puffs 🥳
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Maya Baratz Jordan
3 years
Excited for and proud of my bestie @ashleymayer. She’s worked hard on this, and it’s wonderful to see this finally out of stealth. ❤️
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Ashley Mayer
3 years
I’m excited (and a little nervous!) to finally share what I’ve been working on…. https://t.co/QwfMinPtYd
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Lydia DePillis
3 years
This is what it actually means to criminalize abortion. I am not sure America is prepared for the level of invasive policing that women are about to endure. https://t.co/MqCsOX7YjL via @jiatolentino
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Evelyn Rusli
4 years
We published a book to help parents talk to kids about war w. an audiobook narrated by the icon 👑 @KristenBell - limited edition hard copies now avail with all proceeds going to @WCKitchen Ukraine relief efforts ❤️🌻 — avail in English and Ukranian
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Yumi
4 years
Introducing “From Seeds Come Sunflowers”, narrated by @KristenBell, our new children’s book about war and finding hope during challenging times. Limited hardcover copies are available for purchase with all proceeds supporting @WCKitchen https://t.co/r2RPRoQyeR
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Maya Baratz Jordan
4 years
One rich dude owning a platform like twitter. What could go wrong.
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