Maz
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Nice to see Chesney Hawkes making a come back on the back of the new Β£20 note #welcomebackChesney
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Men wearing skinny ripped jeans with the leg hairs poking through like some old fraying rug ..... ππ ...... wrong!!!
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These Oreo biscuits are just custard creams in disguise!!!! #ilikecustardcreams #incognitobiscuits
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Can't get a parent child parking space @Morrisons in Dalkeith because all the spaces are taken up with parents picking kids up from nearby school!!! This is surely not right?
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Gemma Collins needs to be kicked off @dancingonice her attitude stinks #bootherout #thinkssheisallthat
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How to maintain order during a Brexit vote in the House of Commons like Speaker John Bercow. #TheMoment
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Every Christmas, despite having eaten crisps happily all year, I am appalled at the thought of offering them DRY to my guests; so I buy one of these, leave it on the dining table overnight and then tip the whole lot away in the morning. #FelizNavidad #iamupperclass
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Is this an ad for John Lewis or the Elton John movie? #nottheusualstandard #disappointed
Itβs here! This yearβs Christmas ad, as launched by our Partners, featuring the wonderful @EltonOfficial ππ #EltonJohnLewis πΉ
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*Correction* - Liberton Road partially blocked due to an RTC just after Lady Road / Esslemont Road. Emergency services in attendance. #edintravel
We have just been informed of an RTC on Lady Road partially blocking the road after Cameron Toll Roundabout. Traffic slow on approach. #edintravel
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