Chris Treen
@ChrisTreen
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Musical theatre fan and euphemism enthusiast
London
Joined April 2009
When you think someone's noticed you've put on weight over Christmas
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Never mind. There's no way Hannah Fry would say yes to this shit. No wonder Jeremy Vine signed up. I'm out. #C4AmericaDecides
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#C4AmericaDecides Boris Johnson, Stormy Daniels and George Santos? Clealrly going with the stunt bookings rather than finding anyone of substance.
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Why isn't Prof Hannah Fry doing the numbers for #channel4? Jeremy Vine is a smug and creepy bellend.
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There should be signs in soho to let straight people know their usual walking speed is not acceptable.
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"Barrymoore, shut your face!" is my new out of office message. 😂 https://t.co/DeeH8IO9Ja
Knuckles appears in the new Paramount+ Super Bowl commercial.
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Gf has noticed he can't hear her. Bf is clearly also oblivious to the vibes she's giving about how pissed off she is. 🙄
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On the train opposite a couple who have definitely been on a date night. Guy put in both earbuds and has ignored his gf for last ten minutes. Straight men are ridiculous.
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There is a pub between soho and Oxford Street that exists only when I most need it. If I want a last drink before home it will not appear. But if I really need the loo before home it shall reveal itself. I dare not tell you its name, lest the spell be broken.
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There needs to be an alt version of #TheTraitors available on iPlayer so you don't know who the traitors are so you can play along with the faithful
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Between life and death is one single breath. The Deepest Breath, an A24 production, only on Netflix 19 July.
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Why have I only just realised Eeyore is named after the noise donkeys make 🤦🏻♂️
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I love @guardian explaining that Batman lives in Gotham City like they would any other person, without acknowledging that both are fictional.* *probably
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I've just found out there's such a thing as a pet hospice and honestly that's all I'm going to be thinking about today! 🥺
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No TV show trailer will ever be as catchy as Mel and Sue’s Late Lunch.
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Missing #Popmaster but can't stand the music @greatesthitsuk plays, so assume there will be a Popmaster podcast I can listen to.
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Finally made the move from @LastPass to @1Password. The security issues were bad enough, but their comms explaining what happened and what to do about it has been awful!
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"Commuters annoyed train is full of people going to place train stops at" 😂
West London commuters still not happy about overcrowding on the new Elizabeth line. They say the service is often like this due to delays etc & trains full of Heathrow passengers ..
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"That's like the world's most exciting economic zone." Rishi Sunak says his Brexit deal will put Northern Ireland in the "unbelievably special position" of having privileged access to the EU Single Market and the UK home market.
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