Max Koehler
@MaxKoehler
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Fox on the field in Arizona. It’s a good luck Fox. Must retweet to get good luck. All that don’t retweet will be cursed
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Can a burrito change the world? Don't miss Chipotle's first Game Day commercial https://t.co/57lvbPBP5z
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Retweet this tweet or you’re going to have 7 years of bad luck
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big prayer’s up to all the full-time Trump reply guys who are out of work right now. A entire ecosystem of Krassenteins just collasped
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They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!
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How come every time they count Mail-In ballot dumps they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction?
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Last night I was leading, often solidly, in many key States, in almost all instances Democrat run & controlled. Then, one by one, they started to magically disappear as surprise ballot dumps were counted. VERY STRANGE, and the “pollsters” got it completely & historically wrong!
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@VerizonSupport FIOS tv/internet outage in 20878 zip code since yesterday 1pm. Ur site originally said fixed by 4am this morning, now it just keeps pushing it back every 15 minutes. Whats the story?
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The late, great Sean Taylor was born 37 years ago today.
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You’ll have Bad luck for 7 years if you don’t Retweet this
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Congratulations to the Washington Capitals on their GREAT play and winning the Stanley Cup Championship. Alex Ovechkin, the team captain, was spectacular - a true Superstar! D.C. is popping, in many ways. What a time!
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The Philadelphia Eagles Football Team was invited to the White House. Unfortunately, only a small number of players decided to come, and we canceled the event. Staying in the Locker Room for the playing of our National Anthem is as disrespectful to our country as kneeling. Sorry!
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The late, great Sean Taylor would have turned 35 years old today.
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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Only metallic silver lining for the Cowboys on bad day for Zeke news: The Redskins are still stuck with Kirk Cousins at quarterback.
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