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grown man not allowed to eat salami

Djilang, Wadawurrung country
Joined September 2010
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@maximum_chips
poster’s dillema dilf
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I say this all the time. I was just saying this. I can personally guarantee that I will lead the Liberal party to the next federal election
@6NewsAU
6 News Australia
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#BREAKING 🚨 Sussan Ley says she can ‘guarantee’ that she will lead the Liberal Party to the next federal election Ley told the ABC that she is “absolutely” going to remain opposition leader, despite ongoing rumours of a spill
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@maximum_chips
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[guy who is professionally incapable of reflective thought]: absolutely nothing in my being is curious to understand what might be complex about making a hole in the ground in the centre of a major city. Silly orange man need help dig hole. Im de king of de world
@RonShamgar
Ron Shamgar
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Just took this photo on George St, Sydney: 1x Guy drilling a hole, another 1 helping him, 2x guys standing watching them, another 2 guys standing watching the guys watching them…. Welcome to Oz 🤣🤣🤯🤯
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@maximum_chips
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Users are showing a clear preference for clicking on AI prompts that suddenly lurch out at random to place themselves directly underneath the cursor. We are giving the market what it wants, which is four or five different places in any given screen that direct users towards AI
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@maximum_chips
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Did I miss the part where I was convinced to have sex with people old enough to be my parents or was I just not paying attention
@fanonomenon
live laugh mao
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@fake_trans as a zilennial i would say it’s a direct response to the sex positivity movement that was heavily pushed on young millennials who were convinced that having sex with people old enough to be their parents at 18 would make them worldly and cool and mature instead of a victim
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@maximum_chips
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We were cooking our planet anyway before this shit. We are witnessing history’s biggest and most enormously expensive glow up of phoning it in
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@maximum_chips
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Yes, I read that report. It was so smooth my eyes slipped right off it. There was absolutely nothing to hang onto. This was the semblance or a report. I have no idea why it exists or what we stand to gain from it
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@maximum_chips
poster’s dillema dilf
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It’s wild to get emails from colleagues ten minutes after a meeting containing everything they agreed to do. That’s a full day’s work. There is no way you read over this or made any meaningful human input. Paints a grim picture of what you consider to be your value as an employee
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@maximum_chips
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insane how much workplaces have widely adopted AI as a fait accompli and are very quickly integrating it into their workflows seemingly without testing it against sustainability goals, data security policy or any need to differentiate themselves from their competitors
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@maximum_chips
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Boys can have a fifth guitar, as a treat
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@maximum_chips
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Fucking hell I’m on the wrong plane, this one’s going to Little Saint James Island
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Philippe-Antoine Hoyeck
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@maximum_chips
poster’s dillema dilf
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Nah it’s garbage. Fuck that noise. I’ll stick with warm milk
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@maximum_chips
poster’s dillema dilf
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…drinking kombucha that is! Lol
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@maximum_chips
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Thinking of taking up drinking again
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@YousefMunayyer
Yousef Munayyer
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Why is it that when it comes to Palestine, copy editors suddenly stop being able to write headlines and instead only write riddles?
@AssalRad
Assal Rad
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You’re missing a few key words @nytimes: -Israeli -Soldiers -Illegal settlers -Terrorize -Occupied -Killed -Palestinian
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@maximum_chips
poster’s dillema dilf
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This Getz me right in the feels
@WhiteRoseSocAU
White Rose Society (Australia)
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Race car driver Dean Alessi of Alessi Motorsports has been named as a member of the National Socialist Network who attended the neo-Nazi rally at NSW Parliament last weekend. https://t.co/VogMpJOZ9U
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@maximum_chips
poster’s dillema dilf
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Learning that trump gave bubba glucky and copped one in the throat worse than charlie kirk
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@maximum_chips
poster’s dillema dilf
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Remember when posting memes wasn’t fash-coded. O shit here come that boi, shit like that. You used to be able to just post for the love of the game
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@maximum_chips
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i have never committed the crime of murder
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