My tolerance for alcohol is way higher than my tolerance for people

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Who said the perfect workout doesn’t exist?!

Condoms are not biodegradable Condoms are not biodegradable Condoms are not biodegradable Condoms are not biodegradable Condoms are not biodegradable if you care about the planet have unprotected sex!

Clapping is just hitting yourself cause you like somethin #highthoughts

Me: I’ll just have a beer tonight *drinks four beers and a bottle of wine* Me: well shit where douse the night go

Y’all have a good life I’m doin me

Just tryin not to start hammering beers and gettin drunk #everydayproblems

If I set my alarm right now for 5:30 am I get to hit snooze twice before I have to get up, these are the things I get excited about

I wonder if girls can take a bath with a bath bomb and not take a boomerang? 🤔

Person: so why’d you get that tattoo Me: cause I wanted that tattoo?

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or doesn’t text back

Just trying to make as much money as I can so I can move out of Canada

I’m gunna leave it all out there to dry

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Happy birthday Selena

Tired of this shit

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have a job if it wasn’t for coffee

Thinking about you lots today