zach
@Zachfyi
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Joined July 2013
Girls who take care of drunk people while also being drunk have wife energy.
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date a girl who acts like a mom once in a while, no other girl will ever care about your dumbass more than she will.
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Idk who needs to hear this but bitch you suck at money management. Stop spending your money on dumb shit, stop impulse buying, and most importantly cook at home and stop eating out. bitch.
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French toast is better than pancakes, and waffles, don’t @ me.
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Your gf was depressed and you didn't know?? What exactly do people do in relationships these days? Fuck and hangout?.
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A date:. Let’s go watch the incredibles and have incredible sex after.
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if you're thinking about skipping the gym today, don't. You're fat.
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Me and my future wife gonna get those lamps that turns on and off when you clap, so when I’m blowing that back out we finna be in a rave.
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Hit it from the back & have her back
ride him and ride for him.
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Your gf was depressed and you didn't know?? What exactly do people do in relationships these days? Fuck and hangout?.
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Send your shorty something nice and she gon read it 20 times a day.
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girls who like to be smacked and having their hair pulled during sex are also the same girls who tear up when you raise your voice on them.
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Posting half naked pictures doesn’t mean she’s easy to fuck. y’all niggas be posting money and still be broke.
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Niggas want fine girlfriends but can’t handle her being fine. Pathetic lol.
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One thing. I CAN NOT STAND. is being ignored. If you’re busy, say so. If you’re not in the mood to talk, say so. If you’re done with me, SAY SO. COMMUNICATE.
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She single but she ain't available thats how you know someone fucked her mind up.
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Independent females are so under valued. She really doesn’t need you. She just wants you and wants to build with you but don’t forget she gonna do her thang with or without you . That’s a queen.
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I swear, females can FEEL things way before they actually find out things. They can feel when they’re being lied to. They can feel when their “friends” are being shitty. They can feel when something isn’t right. And when they feel these things, they feel them so deeply.
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You’re in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, and to make good memories. Not to be constantly upset, to feel hurt, and to cry. Choose the relationship that’s going to lead to growth within yourself and a love for another.
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DO NOT be in your feelings this summer about nothing. Enjoy life and if anything messes with your peace; kick it to the curb. No time for bad energy.
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if ur significant other is liking pics of exes, ppl they’ve dealt with or inappropriate pictures, i truly think it’s disrespectful. stop calling ppl insecure. lusting online should never be okay. it’s not “just social media” ppl throw around the word insecure too much.
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Girls can get treated so poorly and never want another guy but guys can have the world and still want another girl it's sad.
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Girls that go to college, work a job, or do both while juggling everything else they have going on in their life like family & friends are the ones you want. It’s so attractive when a girl has a good head on their shoulders & mindset for the future.
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Most the girls who are single right now are wifey material and no one their age actually knows how to handle such a great package.
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good sex, no stress, one boo, no ex, small circle, big checks ALL SUMMER 18.
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If she text you “bye” pick up the phone ann call her watch her tone be different 🤧 she just wanna talk to you bruh it ain’t that hard to keep your lady happy, she just wanna know if you gone fight to keep her or let her go in a heart beat cause you don’t care.
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having sex in places you know you aren't supposed to makes it so much more fun.
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If a girl is pretty, single, and on her shit. You got about 1 week to blow her mind before her Ex want to make it right for the 89th time.
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If anyone is free and isn’t boring, I’ll pay for everything 🤷🏽♂️ just lmk.
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Do yall tell your girl how beautiful she is while you have sex cause i feel like you should tell your girl how beautiful she is during sex.
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Car sex is the funniest and most difficult shit ever, you be clappin shawty and her head be hitting the door💀😭😭.
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yo dating in your 20s is getting an apartment/house together, traveling, and creating financial stability. we are too old to be just having sex, and going out to eat. This is why i’m single. I don’t want no lil girl mindset.
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SPOILING DONT ALWAYS INCLUDE MONEY! It includes time, attention, cooked meals, being there emotionally, physically & mentally! Money comes & goes but how you make me feel is forever !.
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telling a girl that she is a priority and actually treating her like she is are two totally different things🤷🏽♂️.
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A girl who ain’t had sex in a minute and who don’t really give nobody the time of day is dangerous. once you give em good dick & vibes it’s a wrap 😂. Be prepared to supply that faithfully.
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If one boyfriend makes you happy, imagine having three 🤔 Start thinking big ladies.
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Need a fat ass relationship. like we both wake up at 2am and go to iHop.
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keep your relationship private but don’t keep your partner a secret. there’s a difference between privacy and secrecy.
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if yo rent paid, you got food, you not sick, & you gotta bed to lay in. you doin just fuckin fine. move at ya own pace fuck the illusion.
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Dear future partner . We gunna get this $$ and fuck a lot . Love you 😚.
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I’ll eat your pussy and then go eat dinner with your family and when your mom ask me do I like what she made, I’ll lick my lips and say “yes ma’am” 😇☺️.
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have you ever just wanted to have a real, genuine talk w/ someone about why they did what they did to you?.
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my next relationship i want sex & trips. we just gon be cumming & going.
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Date someone who handles conflict with maturity. You both need to remember that it’s you and him vs the problem, not you vs him. It’s a team effort. You have to learn to communicate and come up with a plan on how to fix the situation.
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Independent females are so under valued. She really doesn’t need you. She just wants you and wants to build with you but don’t forget she’ll continue to do her thing with or without you.
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females that look mean. be having the best personalities, you just gotta know how to break the ice.
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I like my woman a lil aggressive cause who gon send my food back when it’s wrong?!.
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Ignoring red flags cause you're always tryna see the good in ppl will always backfire on you.
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Eat her pussy till she looks like she’s having a seizure if she dies she dies.
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why do girls always have random ass bruises on their legs lmao y’all are like apples.
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yo, if your gf takes birth control go tell her thank you or buy her flowers or just fucking hug her for an extra second longer b/c these things are for real depression pills & y’all don’t realize what they truly go through just so y’all can nut 🤪🙌🏾.
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i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you, be patient the right person will love you harder than ever.
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Girls can get treated so poorly and never want another guy but guys can have the world and still want another girl it's so sad. .
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Girls that go to college, work a job, or do both while juggling everything else they have going on in their life like family & friends are the ones you want. It’s so attractive when a girl has a good head on their shoulders & mindset for the future.
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embarrassing a female who had yo back thru whateva is the dumbest thing you can do. .
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how y’all fuck over people that genuinely care for you with no remorse? lol.
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Buying a girl drinks is played out. Send her a basket of wings to her section.
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date a girl who says things like:. - i’m proud of you.- choke me harder.- drive safe .- i can’t wait to see you .- pull my hair.- text me when you’re home safe .- let me get on top.
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“You just took a nap”. Me:
I’ll do it again too.
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No matter how good of a person you are, somebody’s out here making you look horrible. Don’t let it bother you, continue your growth.
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