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he/him, Dad IRL, Pokemon Pocket extraordinaire, Dad in your heart, TzKal-DzNuts and GIM Bophides in OSRS, EDH Player

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Joined February 2014
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Paging @TastyOSRS
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Paging all of my @OldSchoolRS players Let’s please please please talk about how the US’s idiotic actions with Venezuela is going to affect the OSRS economy
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You should be able to kill the new kraken from Sailing for Kraken slayer tasks. Sure, they’re not “Cave Kraken”, but that would be another thing to connect sailing to the rest of the game (slayer in this case) while also breathing new life into outdated content like Kraken tasks
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Last article for 2025! Looking forward to next year’s decks, anything different y’all wanna see? https://t.co/6u9ZIHfyE1
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In honor of the New Year's Sale, Matt builds a commander deck using only cards that have been printed or reprinted in 2025!
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Today’s writing prompt: A programmer for Sony discovers that there’s a server leak directly to the North Pole, so that Santa’s can create PS5’s. Alternate prompt: A man firmly believes that Santa is real and gets a job at Sony. On day 1, he requests to be on Santa’s team.
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As an introvert, I go to self checkout specifically to not talk to people, with AirPods in So when a Publix employee taps me on the shoulder to ask if I’ve entered my phone number for Club Publix, I’m seething internally Anyone else? Or just me
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WotC really missed an opportunity to announce today’s Secret Lairs with SECRET TUNNELLLLLL
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Call me a radical liberal, but I just don't think a pedophile should be President of the United States.
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Prince Andrew is no longer a prince because of his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein. Tick fucking tock, orange man.
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