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@mattmurley

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Copywriter. Multilingual. Pun-dit. I have a serious platitude problem.

St. John's, NL
Joined September 2008
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@LifeIsStrange
Life is Strange
1 year
Pre-Order #LifeIsStrange Double Exposure, the all-new supernatural murder mystery featuring the return of #MaxCaulfield https://t.co/lSe0Kaj1yl *SHARE THIS POST* to win an @Xbox Series X, LiS Design Labs Controller and 1/5 posters signed by @HannahTelle https://t.co/pnl5eovS8S
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@esthercrawford
Esther Crawford ✨
2 years
Like seemingly everyone on this app I have plenty of opinions about Twitter > X and figure now is a good time to open up a bit about my experience at the company. I tweeted for years into the void for the love of it like many of you, but after selling my startup to Twitter in
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@Jodicookeskis
Jodi Cooke
3 years
I guess I picked the wrong time to come to @WINNERS for some household items. I’m told someone came in today and bought EVERYTHING in household & decor. One person. EVERYTHING. The staff here are working pretty hard to get this scanning done. #yyt @NTVNewsNL
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@Margoandhow
Margo Howard
4 years
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
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@billiapp
Billi
4 years
💸We’re sending $100 to one person who RT's and follows @billiapp💸 Reply with your @Wealthsimple Cash $ign - you have 24 hours! #giveaway
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@JPHilllllll
Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell)
4 years
I keep wondering what the endgame is of making it too expensive to live. If you can’t own a house and can’t pay rent, how can society function? Even more mass incarceration and prison slave labor? Or are they literally unable to see past their quarterly profits?
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@TRyanGregory
T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦
4 years
Two major groups of people will be trying to gaslight you into doing nothing to fight COVID. OhWellians: there's nothing we can do, give up, we're all going to get it. AllsWellians: The worst is past us, pandemic is almost over, back to normal.
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@rlegrow
Robyn LeGrow
4 years
Almost 2 years ago, the premier went on Issues & Answers promising an updated poverty reduction strategy yet, we saw nothing in the budget pointing to it. Can we stop chasing NASCAR & royalty & start to put some attention where it's so desperately needed? Please?
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@adhdjesse
ADHD Jesse
4 years
What’s the most helpful thing you’ve learned about ADHD? For me, it’s about motivation. Neurotypicals are motivated by: • importance • rewards • consequences ADHDers are motivated by: • interest • novelty/creativity • challenge • urgency
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@adhdjesse
ADHD Jesse
4 years
Why is it so hard for the ADHD brain to stay focused on what's important? Imagine you're at a coffee shop, working on a laptop. An old friend notices you, walks over and says hello. You break your hyperfocus for a moment to return the greeting and strike up a conversation.
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@aotakeo
*sigh*clops
4 years
Binge watching a show with my daughter. She is bummed bc she has to wait 30 seconds for the next episode to start. I said “what if you had to wait an entire week” and her reply was wide-eyed horror
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@RobbySlowik
Robby Slowik
4 years
Bittersweet announcement but after an amazing 2 years as an infectious disease expert I am moving on. I am now an expert in no-fly zones and Eastern European affairs. Excited to make the most of this new opportunity.
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@mynlcorner
Kristi
4 years
This is your 39th weekly reminder that long-term mental healthcare needs to be more accessible. (Please read my little thread below!)
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@TepidButterASMR
Charlie Potatoes Official
4 years
If you search "covid prayers" right now in Facebook posts the sheer amount of posts is crazy.
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@briantylercohen
Brian Tyler Cohen
4 years
Republicans: You MUST have voter ID! No papers, no vote! Also Republicans: Vaccine requirements? OVER MY DEAD BODY WILL I SHOW PAPERS I MEAN WHAT IS THIS THE GESTAPO
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@danidonovan
Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics
4 years
me: *lives in an extremely messy home filled with piles of clutter* also me: “Oh, you need a pencil sharpener? There’s a green one under the basement stairs inside a cardboard box wrapped in a Target bag that’s underneath the folding chairs in the second clear tub from the left”
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