matt
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executive bottle girl 📌SL, UT
Joined June 2012
noooo don’t drink wildfire haha your so sexy
New look at Prince Aerion Targaryen, the monstrous, from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
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it literally invented the color blue
Despite having the biggest box office numbers of all time, the Avatar franchise has had almost no cultural impact compared to Marvel, Star Wars, etc. It’s very strange. Why is that? Give me your best explanations.
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i remember my uncle telling me he knew i was gay because i always picked Sophitia in Soul Caliber IV. sorry i knew what kunt looked like from day one
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50 yr old coworker goes “you know how i can tell you’re gay? because of how you flipped me off earlier” (irrelevant, but see attached picture) & i was like??? elaborate. & he was like only young people stick their thumb out like that, and you’re all gay now so 😭
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we’re kind of speedrunning developing Mentats if you think about it
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
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Pluribus and Heated Rivalry are airing at the same time diva there’s hope
why is it always yuri vs yaoi and never yuri AND yaoi 😮💨🚬
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do i even need to say it
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sorry i just got caught up on Pluribus and hey :-) what the fuck :-) I KNW IT!!!!!
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Да, rewatch number 2 since HBO fixed the lighting, about 60% of the way through the book. i’m yearning in the 5th dimension rn
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The stats don’t lie—you love music. You listened to it this year. Your favorite type of music was songs! You played a song on your phone.
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we’ve broken containment folks
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the least believable aspect of this book is that we’re expected to believe Shane has never watched gay porn before
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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.
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