Matthew Morrisey
@matthewmorrisey
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RT @MKBHD: Alright it's international giveaway time - Looking to make someone's quarantine time a little more fun!. Giving away this custom….
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RT @KeatonPatti: I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and then asked it to write a Diners, Drive-Ins, a….
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The rental car I got from @foxrentcar had a faulty battery. I had to pay about $75 for an Uber. They offered me a $12 discount. 🙃.
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I picked UVA to win my whole bracket. I think I’ve made a huge mistake. #MarchMadness2018.
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Been on a mid-2000s RnB kick the last few day. Chris Brown, Usher, and Ne-yo are all blessing my soul.
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If I have to pay extra for cheese on my @ChickfilA sandwich, shouldn’t I get a tiny discount when I ask for no pickles?.
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I was going to make a salad for dinner with grilled chicken and other healthy things, but then I heard someone mention @Five_Guys.
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And share a sense of confusion over the brief rise of songs with specific choreographed dances. I.e. that “hit the kwan” and “whip/nay nay”.
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@foofighters I’m also excited to explain to them why Kendrick was so culturally significant in 2015. .
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I really hope my future children appreciate the @foofighters. I know that’s very random and specific, but a man can dream. .
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Healthy Eating Update: For dinner I had a salad with grilled chicken and a light balsamic vinaigrette and a whole sleeve of Oreos. #progress.
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I want my mouth to be a fountain of life and a conduit of truth. oh, and a receptacle of peanut butter. Mostly the peanut butter.
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