We are reaching critical levels of “Just fuck off now.”

I can’t be bought…

Me to Spurs fan Black Cab driver when he dropped me at hydrotherapy this morning: ‘No offence but I hope Arsenal win the League and you lot get relegated.’ Cabbie: ‘No offence but I hope your leg never recovers.’ 🤣🤣

@LBC Oh my gosh this sounds so traumatic. I hope he’s getting all the help & therapy he needs after this near death encounter. He must be terrified to even leave his house now.

@LBC The other side of the story: "I'd just finished a tough nightshift working security for a gated community in one of the poshest parts of London. I come across this weird looking bald geezer. He meanders randomly into the middle of the road, staring at me the whole time.

Just a reminder that the Canadian shooter was affirmed by his mum and he shot her anyway. 🏳️‍⚧️

Just me saying the last census showed that a million people living in Britain couldn’t speak English, even though the last census shows 161,000 people who couldn’t speak English. Because who needs facts when your supporters are gullible fuckwits? https://t.co/3RbMVTG0es

So Reform policy is - if you don't have children you are taxed more - if you do have children and are 'not British born' you are not entitled to 'in work benefits' (2 child cap) - no-one should work from home - therefore alienating the many women who work from home due to work

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@johnmcdonnellMP I believe it's common parlance for one to fight a case — and the appeals process is also commonly availed. Seems a bit irresponsible to suggest otherwise as an elected representative.

@johnmcdonnellMP Fighting it in the court is common expression. If you are triggered by it get off the Internet, double mask, get 19th booster and find yourself a safe space.

History has been made today at Kent County Council. After promising to cut council tax, Reform have raised council tax by slightly less than the legal maximum. Well done team Reform 🩵

@LeaderofKCC Broken promises .

@LeaderofKCC "Remember when we promised to cut council tax? Well, we're delighted to announce we're increasing it by 4% I know - brilliant isn't it? All hail Nigel!"

@LeaderofKCC Sorry, I don't remember Reform's campaign slogan ... "Vote for us and we'll hike your taxes by almost 4%"

@LeaderofKCC This you??

Canadian police respecting the pronouns of a crazy mass murderer is peak woke insanity.

This is the guy who destroyed the businesses of several immigrant women who refused to wax his testicles.

One of the coldest responses of all time https://t.co/2vNPOMpdOz

@MatkaTerf @DreyfusJames Major difference here being: 1. Women are upset, they hold a banner up. 2. TRAs are upset, they vandalise and smash the windows.