"The Ghastlygun Tinies" was all too real in 2018. Written by me, illustrated by Marc Palm. #MADAboutGuns (3/11)

Elon *really* doesn't want us to share links to this site.

"This is where the party ends.I'll just sit here wondering how you.can stand by your racist friend.I know politics bore you.but I feel like a hypocrite talking to you.You and your racist friend". - @tmbg .

RT @CrisisTextLine: The presidential election can be a stressful time. If you are feeling anxious or overwhelmed, remember you’re not alone….

However things turn out tonight, waiting for the news is going to be stressful. I'm resharing this as a reminder that your mental health is important. You deserve all of the support you can find.

This lyric from @SuffsMusical is a refreshingly *honest* political rallying cry:. "Your ancestors are all the proof you need.That progress is possible, not guaranteed.It will only be made if we keep marching.Keep marching on". #KeepMarching #StayInLine .

I already voted, so the *second most* patriotic thing I can do today is to add @SuffsMusical to my playlist of musicals about politics arranged in chronological order.

I'm not ashamed to say that "paraprosdokian" sent me straight to the dictionary. What word most recently made you look it up? #HadToLookItUp.

"JOE BIDEN IS SO OLD that he almost fell down the stairs of Air Force One when he heard how many times Trump flew on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane.". You get the idea. Anyway, you can read the articles that DID make the cut in the new issue of@MADmagazine!.(4/X)

"JOE BIDEN IS SO OLD that he longs for the good old days when movie tickets still cost $1.77, Reggie Jackson was still an MVP, and a woman’s right to choose was still the established law of the land because it hadn’t yet been dismantled by unqualified Trump-appointed judges.".3/X.

"JOE BIDEN IS SO OLD that he’s only 10 years away from having as many candles on his birthday cake as there are criminal charges on Donald Trump’s rap sheet.".(2/X).

I was supposed to have an article called "Joe Biden Is So Old. " in the new issue of MAD, but then he dropped out of the race. Here are some of the jokes you never got to see:. "JOE BIDEN IS SO OLD that he sometimes forgets about Donald Trump’s FIRST impeachment.".(1/X)

RT @IanBoothby: It's the end of Daylight Saving Time and a few days before America Saving Time.

Is anybody else planning what games they'll play for Halloween? #tabletopgames

31. And finally, for fans of Lovecraftian horror, MAD Magazine mashed up Cthulhu and Casper to create "Cthasper The Friendly Elder God." . #HappyHalloween. and don't forget that the new election issue of MAD is out now (and what could be scarier than the election?!).(31/31)

30. Did @MADmagazine forget to mock the Twilight series? Fear not -- they covered all of the films in a single issue!.Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson.(30/31)

29. The Addams Family has began life as a New Yorker cartoon before being adapted into television shows, movies, a musical. and a parody in MAD Magazine in 1992. The Netflix series Wednesday made the cover this year. Cover Artists: Richard Williams and @TerryWolfinger. (29/31)

28. The Keanu Reeves action/superhero/horror film Constantine got the MAD Magazine treatment, too. Cover Art: Mark Fredrickson.(28/31)

27. Rosemary's Baby became "Rosemia's Boo-Boo.". Cover Art: Norman Mingo.(27/31)

26. What? You still want *more* witches? In that case, you'll be glad to know that MAD featured the Harry Potter franchise more times than I care to count. Writers/Artists: @desmond_devlin, @art4mad, and Sergio Aragonés. (26/31)

25. to The Blair Witch Project (in an article by @desmond_devlin and @WilliamWray19.). Surely that's enough witches for you, right?.(25/31)