Hey Matt 2025, just because post-Easter candy is on clearance doesn’t mean you have to buy and eat it.

You don’t have to be in a streaming movie to be a winner. #oscars2024

Have a great day! Why is my wall unit making water noises? https://t.co/96PcCy1uWp

One more after this.,,, https://t.co/be6UGBGiaw

Hold onto your romantic

It’s never too late. #SuperBowlLVIII #party https://t.co/phgF855lf9

Happy New Year and Happy Holidays!! No matter how “awkward” it may feel, better late than never!

Haven’t posted in a bit. Evan is graduating. So I’ve helped do one thing right.

Even though I didn’t post on Fathers Day, I’m still alive, ha ha! Thanks for what I imagine was a lot of concern! #checkingin #HappyFather@

Happy Mothers Day! Even to our remarried ex-wives LOL #MothersDay

Here’s some classic tips to start preparing for April 1st! https://t.co/0ppkjkI6py

Organized my food containers! Now just need an excuse to use them like a party invite, haha 😉 #readytoparty #organize #containers

Happy Valentine’s Day!!! Hope you have someone to validate your existence, haha wink emoji. Here’s a last minute gift idea! https://t.co/W3iwrgR7xo

Here’s love tip number one on our Valentine’s Day advice countdown I should have started yesterday but it was the super bowl and nobody likes a lot of videos at once(hey, bonus tip!) #ValentinesDay2023 #advice https://t.co/QZPGE3FqJZ

Whether you enjoy the Super Bowl at a friend’s or at a bar with new drink friends haha these tips will make you all winners! #SuperBowl #Tips #responsiblefun https://t.co/9FSo6LzTtk

Just because I haven’t posted lately doesn’t mean I’m not still around! 😉

Stay careful out there football players! On the bright side, at least you’re all millionaires!!

Congratulations to all of the #SAGAwards nominees! It’s nice to be recognized by your colleagues even if you don’t win(not speaking from experience lol!) Be nice to win once though.

So far I’ve slept about half of this year, haha