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7 years
USPS Tracking: 1) Package has left facility 2) We have no fucking idea 3) Package delivered
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@DailyMail leave the girl alone she needs a life too Lol
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!!!!!!
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@KimKardashian Reminds me of a Zebra 😻
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@HISTORY @pawnstars Are you sure he's dead? Let me call a friend of mine who's an expert on this.
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@LILUZIVERT I was on a mission to the loot
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@lilyachty Stop drinking lean
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@TMZ Are you sure he's dead? Let me call a friend of mine who's an expert on this.
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@citygear "cart has been updated"
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PEPSI: We made the biggest PR Mess of any major company this year. UNITED: Hold my beer.
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@LILUZIVERT Bro seriously every day that's passes the songs sound better legit every song on the album is a banger now before some didn't sound good
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@kanyewest Ok no cap these fr look like some sketchers
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Drake’s next album cover
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PEPSI: We made the biggest PR Blunder of any major company this year. UNITED: Hold my beer. FYRE FESTIVAL: Watch How it's done Boys
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@ThirtySecFights those aren't Harvard students lmao
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LMFAOOOO
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📌
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Me: What about 3 way facet- Apple: WIRELESS HEADPHONES.
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@tylerthecreator WHO DAT BOY WHO HIM IS??
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@GoatAaronJones @lilyachty Nah I rip him but yachty got the chance to stop now, this shit real life
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I CANT EVEN 😩😩😈💦💯⛽️ @KimKardashian THESE ARE BEAUTS HELP 😤😪😓😣😖😫 I STRUCK OUT SO BAD :(
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Just fired up my copping engine its putting out 700 shoe power
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@LILUZIVERT @asvpxrocky @MetroBoomin IT WOULD GIVE ME BALLS TO SURVIVE THIS HURRICANE
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"KD we about to sweep the Cavs, I know you not familiar with the word brush but you do know the meaning of the word broom" #NBAFinals
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Where da fook is Narcos season 3 @netflix
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@__JoshRose am i the only one that noticed the bitch coming out of the tv???
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@adidasoriginals Where can i buy these 😀
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Welcome to United Airlines, How Tough are Ya?
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@OffsetYRN ya safe yea
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New whip who dis??? 🚀
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@saifk the irony
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Aaron Hernandez when the judge reminds him he still has to serve the other life sentence
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@Dory we want the crackhead
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Bae: come over Me: Na I'm cooking Bae: my parents aren't home
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🖤⚡️🐝
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@norm Respecting Women.
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@norm LMFAOOOO
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The scenery is amazing here in Wyoming for Kanye’s listening party
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@Akademiks More then Uzi wtf?
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Supreme X Louis Vuitton Miami Pop up
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am I high? or if you zoom in on this photo this motherfucker got on tiny sunglasses?
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2nd orange alligator pops up in the Carolinas
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@asvpxrocky YAAAAASSSSSS
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@lilyachty @DIGITALNAS Thugger X boat X NAS Shit that song would break the internet
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I flex on boys and girls call me biflexual 😤💯🌈
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@HYPEX 7hours 34min
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personals only
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@LILUZIVERT @PopTartsUS My Teacher said she waiting for you
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@playboicarti You gotta kick the cup bro seriously stop drinking lean, this derives from it, it affects the central nervous and respiratory systems, affects the heart, and causes seizures.
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Had to come visit Senator Amidala
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#PokemonGO Takin me to some weird places 🔥
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Dogs Fitted.
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@DESlRABLE @kanyewest you can suck my dick
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SCREAMING 1900 CHECKOUTS ALL REFUNDED💀💀💀💀💀
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@OfficialJoelF Are you sure he's dead? Let me call a friend of mine who's an expert on this.
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off to a gr8 start
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Adidas Triple Black UB Reigning Champ X Adidas UB Adidas x bape NMD Yeezy V2 Yeezy V2 Yeezy V2 Top 3 Jordan 1 True Blue Jordan 3
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LMFAOOOO
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if HiIIary wins I'll PayPal everyone $100 Follows me and RTs this Tweet, thats How Confident i know Trump Winning.
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@starwars OBVIOUSLY R2
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@lilyachty Sounds like a plan
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ayt sneaker twitter we need to work as a team to get at least 50-100 pairs of these new v2s per person so we can control the market
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@theyeezymafia OXFORD TAN WHO?
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Omg I can't believe a guy with 49 pro fights beat a guy with zero pro boxing experience omg what? How? No way!
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@theyeezymafia EWWW WTF IS THIS
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Bitch are you driving a washing machine?
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Bruh how the Fuck She fold Towels?
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This New Tay-K fire 💀💀💀
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And left
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Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
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A group of penguins broke out of a zoo enclosure in Denmark
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so this happened to me today playing #PokemonGO
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holy fuck
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@lilyachty better, because when my dog died it made me feel better and happy about life
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Who needs carts? FREE FOLLOW FAV AND RT AND THEN DM ME THE SIZE FCFS http://t.co/TO4KFp3A48
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ill drop the link to people who retweet this and follow me
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🐝
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🤮🤒🙊 @Benjaminkickz
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"Different ass. Same head"
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"Different colors. Same privilege."
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