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@martynpool

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Dad to two kids, husband to one wife ๐Ÿ˜

God's Own County, England
Joined October 2010
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@Todd_Spence
Todd Spence
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I don't know who made this, but thank you ๐Ÿ˜…
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@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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This song was written in 20 minutes of pure rage after hearing how a senator got his son out of the draft for Vietnam...
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@ShooterMcGavin
Shooter McGavin
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Underrated Movie Villain: Peter McCallister - Letโ€™s his brother call Kevin a jerk without any repercussions. Zero backbone. - Forgot to close the garage. Car batteries are dead for sure. - When flight landed, couldnโ€™t have cared less about forgetting Kevin. Just wanted to get
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@The_Forty_Four
The 44 โšฝ๏ธ
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Me in the pub at 2:00 am watching Jordan vs Algeria this summer
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@thepaulwilliams
Paul Williams
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That is the highest concentration of aussie that I have ever seen in one human.
@Evan_M_G
Evan Morgan Grahame
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Majestic #Ashes
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@ChrisneySG
chrisney ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™
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Still buzzing! Letโ€™s enjoy the Japanese version of our Tanakaโ€™s goal ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค #LUFC @iloveleeds2011
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@RupertLowe10
Rupert Lowe MP
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I read reports about Axel Rudakubana, being kept alive at our expense for decades, and I think one thing. Death penalty. When the guilt is so undeniable, and the monster so irredeemable, he should be put to death. Him, and others like him. Zero moral objections from me.
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@martynpool
Martyn Pool
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@Kearney3Mr
Mr Blonde
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The Home Alone 2 cast then and now...
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@ArchRose90
Chris Rose
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Axel Rudakubana is reportedly living in prison hell and is confined to a single cell, with nothing more than a mattress and bed, because he has faced "so many threats from other inmates" who are โ€œshowing no mercyโ€. โ€œAll the inmates hate him.โ€ A much welcomed good news story. ๐Ÿ™‚
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@martynpool
Martyn Pool
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@EssexgoonerMr
Essex Bloke
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When you're stressed at work but realise who you're doing it FOR!
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@landofthe80s
LandOfThe80s
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Started decorating the tree ๐Ÿคฃ ๐ŸŽ„
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@martynpool
Martyn Pool
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@sandieshoes
sandieshoes ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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The bricklayer exposing working-class fury at Britainโ€™s benefits bill. A viral video lamenting the UKโ€™s welfare spending captured the widespread anger of workers towards shirkers โ€“ and towards Labourโ€™s Budget. Among the many videos doing the rounds on social media after this
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@martynpool
Martyn Pool
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I've forgotten how strange this social media platform is. Share an opinion and then the worlds oddballs come at you. Whatever you put there's always a turnip who comes at you like you've walked into their house on Christmas day and pissed on their dinner. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RupertLowe10
Rupert Lowe MP
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What Reeves should announce today, but obviously wonโ€™t. Everything costs more. Food, rent, mortgages, insurance, childcare, energy, basic goods, services, the weekly shop, a pint. Britain is getting poorer, faster. People feel it, and theyโ€™re right. Inflation has eaten us
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@martynpool
Martyn Pool
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Make it make sense. #Budget2025
@JuliaHB1
Julia Hartley-Brewer
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If you and your other half are looking forward to getting up early tomorrow morning to go to work to pay even MORE tax to fund even MORE welfare spending, you may be interested to know... There are 440,000 low income families who will now be eligible for an extra ยฃ3,500 a year
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@martynpool
Martyn Pool
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Make it make sense. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
@JamesMelville
James Melville ๐Ÿšœ
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Average cost of 1 unit of electricity: UK 26.35p France 20p Spain 18p Japan 17p Australia 13p USA 12p China 6p ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง We are being ripped off.
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@kelvmackenzie
Kelvin MacKenzie
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Am sure you will be pleased to learn that families of six or more will be ยฃ14,000 a year better off by the time Reeves sit down. Thereโ€™s 18,000 such families. Why have so many kids when you know you canโ€™t afford them? Because you know every so often an idiot ( always Labour)
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@martynpool
Martyn Pool
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So I get to work my knackers off, pay more tax, get my pension taxed all to pay for some scratters who don't work with 6 kids to 6 different dads to sit around and do nothing? Sound. Probably have a motability car too. But hey, at least they can't have a BMW anymore. #Budget2025
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@AlanJLSmith
Alan Smith
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Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax
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@BellaWallerstei
Bella Wallersteiner ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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A single parent with three kids currently gets ยฃ20,978 in benefits. Without the two-child cap, it would jump to ยฃ24,491 well above what a full-time minimum wage worker takes home - ยฃ21,807 (@thetimes). Why work at all if benefits pay more?
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