Mars (parody)
@marknadal
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js dev, pornstar, CIA consultant, dad, Supreme Court paralegal, TV director, landlord, poet, HERETIC. engineered products used by 1% 🌎.
SF / LA + 43 countries
Joined June 2009
@eade_bengard hi im Mars! Based. In SF looking to inspire & actualize people to become ideal self: lil about me: + my harem often cheats on me w/ each other + 60 million monthly active users at peak on my Open Source cybersecurity tools + drink half gallon of eggnog per day lez grab tea🍵🍁
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1 of my cam partners & i will take a break and just snuggle on cam while she doom scrolls but wut she doesn't know, iz i just sit there staring at our camshow from my phone 💕
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evil twists innocences into disgust & makes vile malice be jovial
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tweeting this while cute redhead riding ontop me today & me earning $200/hr for it? ✨ priceless
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✨ Choose whats precious in your life, and expand it. 🤱 🌱 Don't let society shame virtue & truth from arising, do what is right even if mocked. 🐈 ❤️🔥Take risks that push you to failure, that's timed & synchronized to the beat. Rhythmic failure attracts people & success.
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lessons that held true in my 33rd year: 🥰🫠 care for others 1st, & let them do that for you too! 💖 Fight to not attach to what causes grief 🥀 attempt to find justice in prosperous flourishing if evil prevents restoration of peace in specific matters.
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A) Deep love & family, children, etc. together, but OK-ish sex B) Super passionate sex with lots of different partners, but no family/children. C) Children with multiple partners, raised/living together, deep love, passionate sex. D) happy life alone, no need for sex/family.
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ancient descriptions of Greek gods often describe a Chariot in the Sky followed by the thunderous applause of Invisible Horses. did a breakaway civilization have ✈️ in the BCs?
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y this thing not falling on me? Bernoulli's Equation defines the Pressure Point at which the Fluid Density Accelerates to Velocity from an elevation Head. this is engineer horny poasting.
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