Mark Chalifoux
@markchalifoux
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Nationally touring stand-up comedian 🎤: SiriusXM, Pandora 📺: Nateland, Dry Bar, FOX 📻: Who Dey Lite 📝: formerly @TheDad Dad of 2 awesome kids (out of 3)
Cincinnati, OH
Joined June 2009
My episdoe on @nateland_ent is out now! Go watch it, share it, leave a comment on it, all the good stuff that will help make fun jokes break through online. Very cool experience, huge thanks to @natebargatze and his crew!
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Notre Dame is getting Cracker Barreled. Bring back the old logo!!!.
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Seeing how bad Notre Dame looks, maybe Al Golden IS a savant.
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Lot of posts on this app this morning celebrating an old guy being near death and I'm not his biggest fan but I think you guys are being too hard on Lee Corso.
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ESPN is so woke they let Kirk Herbstreit broadcast with an emotional support pet.
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Questions went from "we're winning the Super Bowl" to "Is Zac Taylor on the hot seat?" . Vibes are high (except when we talked about Boomer or when parents feed their kid's pony to lions), roster is (sorta) set, and we are ready to start our season fast (with our live show Thurs).
Who Dey Light w/@markchalifoux . 😎 Final season vibes check. 🤯 Hendrickson/Parsons fallout and #Bengals pacing the new normal?. 🔥 Hot seat parameters. 🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋 Your questions. 🧨 Growler bets and firecracker intimidation. 📺: 🔗:
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After the first week of school, kids just alternate between standardized testing and spirit weeks for the rest of the year.
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Hiding in sports is a great way to insulate yourself from the daily drip of awful news. If it’s not listed on DraftKings, I’m not following it. The only stories I read yesterday were about the Bengals signing a guard and Notre Dame picking a QB.
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It worked! Thank you Geno!.
Now take a few more bucks from Geno Stone again so we can get Risner locked up too.
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I saw this movie at the premiere in Vegas and it’s incredible. Go watch it tonight (or whenever your next movie night is). Can’t recommend it enough. Makes me wish I was back in Key West.
BIG BIG NEWS!!! .My movie “Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian” is now officially available. You can purchase it for $6. Or if you’re feeling kooky you can get tons of bonus extras with the movie for $9. This is the best thing I’ve ever made. Get it. Enjoy. Tell a friend.
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You can be sad and mad about a school shooting without immediately blaming a political party for it. Not on this app, but maybe in real life.
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Wow this is America in 2025 even an elderly man can’t get the retirement he was promised.
We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm
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Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift should announce that the wedding day is Feb. 9 in Santa Clara because the Chiefs would get an automatic berth to the Super Bowl.
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Had to call the school to let them know I'd be picking my daughter up early for an appointment. The secretary ended the call with "have a nice weekend!" . It is Tuesday. Back to school season is tough on everyone.
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Now take a few more bucks from Geno Stone again so we can get Risner locked up too.
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Let's see what else Joe can do. Ask for a RG and to bring back the old Cracker Barrel logo.
Ja'Marr is a need. Tee is a need. Mike G is a need. Trey is a need. Successful offseason for GM Joe.
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This doesn't even include the struggle to replace Eli Apple at CB.
in 2023 the bengals let jessie bates walk for $16M annually. since then they've spent a 1st and $12M for worse safety play. in 2024 the bengals let DJ reader walk for $11M annually. since then they've spent a 2nd and $12M for worse DT play. don't make the same mistake @Bengals
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The Bengals have the best coached defense in the NFL. Al Golden’s plan was to show nothing in the preseason and boy did they show NOTHING.
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