Mark Chalifoux
@markchalifoux
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Nationally touring stand-up comedian 🎤: SiriusXM, Pandora 📺: Nateland, Dry Bar, FOX 📻: Who Dey Lite 📝: formerly @TheDad Dad of 2 awesome kids (out of 3)
Cincinnati, OH
Joined June 2009
My episdoe on @nateland_ent is out now! Go watch it, share it, leave a comment on it, all the good stuff that will help make fun jokes break through online. Very cool experience, huge thanks to @natebargatze and his crew!
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Hearing my daughter talk to my dad feels like they’re on different planets. 67yo: I replaced all the broken parts of my grill today. 12yo: Slay. 67yo: and after that I repaired the broken section of the porch. 12yo: That’s so sigma.
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RT @TommyBeer: over the past three days, the Knicks have:.* signed one of the most prolific bench scorers in NBA history to a vet min contr….
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That guy was VERY lucky he didn’t get katana’d.
Awful: A Browns fan harassed Bengals superstar QB Joe Burrow, yelling that the Browns own him late at night. “The Browns own you. The Browns own you, Bro.”. Burrow was trying to mind his own business 😔. There is no place for this in sports.
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As someone going to Hilarities later this year to do standup, I am very excited to go to Cleveland.
Fever star Sophie Cunningham on the WNBA expanding to multiple new cities over the next few years:. "I don’t know how excited people are to be going to Detroit or [Cleveland]"
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Global markets program already thriving! . Some of the best fireworks I’ve ever seen were in Ottawa on Canada Day.
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I think I don’t do enough around the house because I need a treat for doing a chore. Mow the lawn? Time for a cold beer. If my wife did that she’d be hammered before lunch. Got the kids ready for school (mimosa), did laundry (white claw), grocery shopping (shot of jager).
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RT @pauldehnerjr: Latest Who Dey Light w/ @markchalifoux now up. 🏟️ Stadium saga concludes. Good riddance. 🌤️ Reasons for hope on defen….
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Shouldn't this dude be at work? It is a Wednesday.
JD Vance shops at Jungle Jims in Fairfield just like we all do. Our VP @JDVance was shopping with his family there this morning. 📸 courtesy: Lucky/Jungle Jims
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I believe the only path forward is for the county to hire Ja'Marr Chase's agent.
New | A June 30 deadline looms for the #Bengals and Hamilton County to agree on an extension or new lease of Paycor Stadium. They are not there yet. The team’s future in the city hangs in the balance. On a tense week in Cincinnati.
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Coming back one last time to do something that's never been done; give Mike Tomlin a losing season.
Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers told the @PatMcAfeeShow that he’s “pretty sure this is it”, the last season of his NFL career. Rodgers said it is why he signed a one-year deal in Pittsburgh.
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Only fitting end is for Nesmith to hit 6 straight threes.
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This is awful for the finals. If the basketball gods were gonna do this, they should’ve done it during the ECF.
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About to hit the stage. Do I break the WW news to the audience on stage? Or just stick to the normal act?.
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Podcast today gets DARK. Even when I'm talking about the happiest place on Earth.
We finally did a Who Dey Dark and. it is dark. The worst draft picks, the worst on-field moments, names you never wanted to hear again, the ownership questions, dads breaking at Disney-we cover it all. And we start with the current dark stories.
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I’ve been married 16 years and still haven’t changed my wife’s name from her maiden name in my phone. So yeah I still call this app twitter.
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Why does Iran have a million X accounts overnight? They are the new Cheech and Chong gummies of twitter dot com.
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Nobody better mess with us in WWIII or they’re gonna have to stare down some serious tariffs.
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"Shemar Stewart cares more about $$ than contributing to the team" . hmmm interesting this seems like something that should have been learned through a top 30 visit.
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People act like it's tough to deal with the Bengals ownership but there's a pretty simple formula: you just need to switch to Ja'Marr Chase's agent.
Bengals ownership can't be stopped 🔥. Both of their top EDGEs can't practice because of contract issues. They're trying to write new contract language to make it easier to void guarantees for 1st-rounder Shemar Stewart, and aren't using the $27M cap space on Trey Hendrickson 🧠.
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