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@mariaa_nz
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7 years
sorry in what universe does Katherine Langford deserve a nomination over Mandy Moore or Viola Davis lmao #GoldenGlobes
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2 years
@HarronWawker zooey deschanel core
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2 years
i've said this before and I will say it again: we do not put enough respect on shakira's name and non-spanish speakers will never understand her level of songwriting
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7 years
props to Logic, Alessia Cara and Juanes for bringing awareness to mental illness and suicide prevention to the Latin community, where it’s very rarely talked about #LatinGRAMMY
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9 years
MERRY GLOBAL WARMING 🎄
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6 years
I strongly believe @DermotKennedy is one of the best songwriters out there right now
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8 years
i'm gonna make a reservation for Valentine's Day at every popular restaurant just to fuck over several couples
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7 years
if the fact that Happy Endings got cancelled yet Big Bang Theory is still on the air doesn't personally offend you, you are the problem
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2 years
the president of ukraine presenting john legend feels incredibly dystopian #GRAMMYs
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9 years
"you're so annoying on social media"
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8 years
i've missed Tinder so much !!!
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3 years
houseplant indica is elite @Sethrogen
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7 years
i’m so happy that Kanye is at Chrissy Teigen’s birthday party I feel like he doesn’t get out much
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6 years
for my birthday this year, i’m only gonna invite my top 20 Tinder matches and have my own version of The Bachelorette
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8 years
so embarrassed to see people making jokes about the bomb threats at Concordia
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5 years
dating apps in Montreal: profile pic with Sugar Sammy, guy who works at MindGeek or Ubisoft, “assistant to the regional manager at Dunder Mifflin”, guy whose name I can’t pronounce, guy who dated one of my friends, profile pic at the lookout, repeat
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8 years
sorry but who are these people who have time to lay out fruits and seeds on their oatmeal every morning and Instagram it
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3 years
😭😭😭
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8 years
returned to Tinder only to be reminding why I keep deleting Tinder
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8 years
RAVEN IS TOO GOOD FOR NICK #TheBachelorFinale
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6 years
my dad just woke my mom up to watch the #RoyalWedding and I think she’s ready to divorce him
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8 years
I love using iMessage on my computer, it feels like i'm on MSN
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5 years
I quit my job today.
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@mariaa_nz
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6 years
@vishi01 don't slander classic telenovela Cuidado con el Angel like this!!!
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4 years
two days ago, I was offered a graphic designer position at Aldo and will be starting my new job in two weeks. Little 20 year old Maria would be so proud 🤍
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@mariaa_nz
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3 years
some personal news 🏳️‍🌈
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@mariaa_nz
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6 years
🚨🚨ROCKABERRY IS FINALLY ON UBER EATS 🚨🚨
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@mariaa_nz
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7 months
the fact that these women get pissed that the BACHELOR is entertaining multiple women is wild, like have they never watched the show??? #TheBachelor
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8 months
tracy chapman performing fast car in 2024 #GRAMMYs
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8 years
my boss is 7 months pregnant, has 3 year old twins and her husband is going on a bro trip to Miami... DIVORCE HIM
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6 years
a guy on Tinder tried to sell me Herbalife
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2 years
can they just edit diana out of the rest of the season please #RHOBH
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4 years
cinco de mayo is on a tuesday 😭 if ya'll are gonna make tacos at least don't post any hard shell nonsense... haven't we been through enough this quarantine
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6 years
anyway 🙄
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6 years
everyday is April Fool’s Day when you play yourself with bad life decisions amd self sabotage
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8 years
does Vanessa even know she's on The Bachelor? #TheBachelorFinale
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7 years
i'm doing great on Tinder here in Orlando
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3 years
I still demand a formal apology from rob thomas for how season 4 of veronica mars ended
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7 years
I feel nauseous watching the Larry Nassar sentencing, but the judge is a true fucking hero
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@mariaa_nz
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7 years
life hack: date a boy who has no friends so you never have to hear him say “Saturdays are for the BOYS!!!”
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4 years
it's march again
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3 years
I saw myself, my mom, my sister, my dad, grandma, aunts, uncles, cousins In The Heights. I'd never seen my culture on the big screen represented like that and it made me feel so proud to be a Latina woman 💙
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7 years
if you helped during the flooding and didn't post a status or snap about it, did you really even make a difference?!
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4 years
guys in ddo will be like "i know a spot" and take you to toasties
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6 years
people who partied on St-Patrick's Day really want you to know they partied on St-Patrick's Day
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3 years
i'll plant one tree for every credit card picture 💳
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5 years
I feel like it’s my duty to inform all men on dating apps that liking The Office is not a personality trait
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4 years
you know what I don't miss? when someone picks a really expensive restaurant for their birthday and you have to pretend to have no bills to pay to attend and then the food isn't even good
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8 years
shoveling snow after a storm is the equivalent of doing Crossfit don't argue with me on this #snowpocalypse2017
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5 years
having to get out of bed every day is a scam
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4 years
me, every 4 years #Election2020
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7 years
will Montreal see sunshine ever again?
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8 years
i'm trying to find myself, so i've decided to watch all 6 seasons of Jersey Shore during Christmas break
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5 years
@sleepydayhana @javeighyw @HEYJOHNDAY @slaughterparks you're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
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@mariaa_nz
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8 years
when someone replies "no worries" but I wasn't apologizing
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@mariaa_nz
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7 years
I thought the air felt extra contaminated today, then I found out The Chainsmokers are in town and everything made sense
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8 years
Keanu was fucking hilarious, I want someone to love me like everyone loved that fucking cat
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7 years
my issue with fuckboys is that they all think they deserve more than they actually do
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4 years
we all be struggling #BellLetsTalk
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6 years
you know what’s really awkward? when you go to a concert and the artist is like “who came here with their best friend?” but you went with a medium friend so you just gotta stand there like 🙂
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3 years
i'm gonna cyber bully brendan and pieper #bachelorinparadise
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2 years
I know I could start a cult because almost 10 years ago I got my entire college to tell me their secrets through a facebook page (random thought)
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7 years
for years I knew something was wrong with me, but I was scared to face it and get help #BellLetsTalk
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7 years
Friday the 13th
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8 years
gave a girl a tampon at apt and she bought me a drink #sisterhood
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8 years
me trying to figure out if someone is still posting throwbacks or if they actually went on another vacation
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7 years
sorry but my makeup looked real good today and I did it myself @paOHlaaa taught me #yeezytaughtme
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6 years
basically every DDO house party i’ve ever been to
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6 years
I think we, as a society, could very much continue to exist without wedding hashtags
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8 years
TIM HORTONS HAS CHURRO TIMBITS AND DONUTS RT TO SAVE A LIFE
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7 years
homegirl needs to fire her graphic designer ASAP
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4 years
not to be cynical, but the toys would've been donated to the children's hospital whether ya'll shared that ritz carlton post or not
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3 years
are sports fans capable of celebrating without destroying the fucking city??? embarrassing
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8 years
i'm back in Montreal, parentless and on vacation for a week, which means I will be drunk starting at noon, every day
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6 years
some personal news: i’ve signed up for Facebook Dating
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7 years
i'm eating at a place that was on Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives !!!!! I can feel Guy Fieri's spirit !!!!!
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7 years
wow i'm crying
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@mariaa_nz
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6 years
sometimes i’m sad until I remember that i’m too hot for all these boring ass men with no fashion sense
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8 years
"she knows Gordo loves her, she just doesn't wanna convert to Judaism" - Adam's commentary on The Lizzie McGuire movie
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8 years
🏆🏅💰
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4 years
I graduated from fashion school 10 years ago, and I had this weirdly specific dream of working for Aldo. I went on to study graphic design and eventually work for different companies in the fashion industry, and forgot about that goal
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7 years
the day has finally come... i’m getting hate tweets... I’D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY
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6 years
do west island people live off midday squares and decadent dough cookies?
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9 years
i'm going to NCG for the first time tonight, am I gonna die DO I HAVE TO POP MOLLY
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8 years
my dad thinks he's hilarious by clicking "Can't Go" to his own bday party
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7 years
I can’t believe I lost the costume contest to a girl dressed like a fucking cat
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7 years
today's #AdultSh1t episode is a goddamn masterpiece, thank you @KayTePea @kelseydarragh
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@mariaa_nz
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4 years
I just want to make cute cocktails and sit under my galaxy projector with my friends 💔
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@mariaa_nz
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7 years
the internet is a very scary place
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8 years
will they let me into Kampai if i'm not wearing a mesh shirt and choker?
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4 years
"the president has a very casual relationship with the truth" no one on CNN gives a fuck anymore
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8 years
taking a shot every time you see an apple tree on your Insta timeline is a fun Thanksgiving activity
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5 years
me increasing my minimum age on Tinder after watching the Tayshia (28) and JPJ (24) drama unfold #BachelorInParadise
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@mariaa_nz
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7 years
i'd like to announce that one of my biggest dreams has finally come true: someone is using my photos to catfish people on Tumblr
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7 years
some personal news: I have purchased and am currently wearing a velour tracksuit
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@mariaa_nz
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3 years
is that lisa barlow in the red (orange?) coat
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#Bussin 🥴😭
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@mariaa_nz
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6 years
if you think @mpistachio and I would drive 2 hours to Vermont just to go to Target then you would be 100% correct
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7 years
like no offence but if it took a terrible Netflix show for you to realize that you need to be a nice person to everyone please reevaluate
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