Incoming…

While all those farmers, landowners and gamekeepers are up in London, I'm having the best day's poaching of my entire life.

Kemi Badenoch’s comments and the statements in the ‘Conservatism in Crisis’ document are not only offensive to autistic people but detached from reality and demonstrate a fundamental lack of understanding of autism and disability: https://t.co/1qVU6PQiva 1/4

Frank, Pierre, and Emily will be returning in a twice weekly podcast, Frank Off The Radio! First episode will be dropping on 11 Oct. You can contact the show via: frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com

I'm very impressed that the Conservatives have managed to lose an election which only had Conservatives running in it.

TONIGHT! Fern Fucking Brady and Doon Ding Dongs Mackichan. Two women who TAKE NO SHIT. It's going to be awesome. Tickets here https://t.co/7sCXO6YL9Z or on the door. 7.30pm start.

big shout out to the independent cinemas who are showing Timestalker and being so supportive of a filmmaker/mum trying to make a Q&A tour work! tricky logistics but so grateful to be able to do this. #SupportIndieFilm support your local indie cinema!

#iseeumbracologos uUFO

#iseeumbracologos great way to kick off the new 24/25 @Umbraco logo spotting season...

7 eras. 1 love. 💔 Watch the trailer for #Timestalker and get ready for @AliceLowe's “triumph of the imagination” (@LWLies). Coming to UK & Ireland cinemas October 11.

Be Here (@skytv) Now (9pm) My first stand up special The Varnishing Days is on tonight 9pm, Sky Comedy and then available for those nonlinear, right brained folk on @NOWTV. Jermaine Jenas mentioned alongside Van Gogh quite early on. Lesson learned, only talk about the dead.

Your Bank Holiday reading sorted! Classics Ambassador Esmé G offers a reading of the elusive Roman tragedy Octavia, focusing on its subtly subversive depiction of one of Rome’s most infamous emperors... https://t.co/SY7e9CzwdF Our 2024-25 Programme Release Starts Tomorrow⏰

How big must the Downing Street Dymo Label Maker be? #fixingthefoundations

I’m excited to release my new #umbraco YouTube series this week. It has 15 videos in it, all will be released at the same time. It has chapters on every episode to help guide you. It has a dedicated page with links and code snippets to help you. I’ve turned mid roll ads off too.

Did Olympics steal ⁦@umbraco⁩ color palette and design?

Actually, its only a Portillo Moment if it comes from the Portilleux region in France otherwise its just sparkling seat loss

I'm thrilled to finally be able to tell folks that this is happening. Four new specials of Modern Life Is Goodish are in pipeline. Tickets for the recordings are out today. If you're on my mailing list, check your inbox as there's a priority link in there.

Good to see the fine people of Thornton Heath get a shout out at #PORSLO

Wonder how long before the BBC headline is updated when it's realised 'horse' is slang for heroin

#iseeumbracologos lulz