Maq (maquila.bsky.social)
@maquekenzie
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36, She/Her. Co-Host of @CRCpodcasts. I love terrible things. BLM, Trans Rights = Human Rights,💙💛💙, Support Palestine. Top art by @kiichan
Seattle, Washington
Joined January 2010
Aardman and Cartoon Network are seemingly collaborating on a mystery project for the 10th anniversary of ‘OVER THE GARDEN WALL’
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These infographics don’t work on me because my takeaway is always that 17 donuts isn’t as bad as I thought
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Hi, I really like your art! Please don't turn out to have groomed a child
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I did a double take straight out of a Warner Bros. cartoon
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Last night I slept with this baby in a crate on my bed so I could put my fingers through and let him know that someone was here and let him observe me sleep and hopefully sleep in my presence. At 5:30 a.m. I was awakened to buy a paw reaching through to grab my finger.
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i don't know why all sonny angels customers approach to ask about them like they're asking where we keep the drugs or the weapons of mass destruction but they sure all do
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wearing my No Problem #dropout sweatshirt in the hopes that some customer will recognize it and so far only having disappointment
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‼️‼️‼️LET'S GO GUYS, LET'S DO IT ONE MORE TIME‼️‼️‼️ I'm taking comms so I can pay for my living expenses and figure out some health ins*rence for the next year (turning 26 is tough). Please RT if you can, since likes do nothing anymore! Anything counts, thank y'all so much!
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My comedy special "Pissing Out Cancer" is now out on https://t.co/ZlhaGMSa38 as part of @dropoutpresents. This is happening because I sent an email to @samreich with a link to me doing 40 minutes of stand-up in Missoula and he replied with the attached message:
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foreshadowing
this season of game changer began with brennan lee mulligan getting second place and ended with "brennan lee mulligan" getting second place
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I got stuck in a paper bag today
every cat is a god.
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had a dream last night where @GrantOB came to me in a dream and then gave me really thoughtful advice and followed it up with a lewd joke and I am so upset that I can't remember what the advice was or even what it was about
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the reason this guy is a hologram is because he's a member of a near extinct species so he has special permission to break the jedi code of celibacy and fuck nasty on his homeworld to repopulate his people's numbers
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