David Foster Weezer
@manu_oliveira
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eu faço umas piadas e o podcast Áudios Sonolentos e Monótonos pra Roncar defensora da sinceridade de cats e do nathan fielder
Brasil - RJ
Joined July 2008
affirmations: I will go back in time I will show David Foster Wallace the rehearsal and I will force him to write an essay on it. like to claim reblog to cast.
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i cannot fathom hating someone to the point of working even an hour at waffle fucking house.
so lana del rey really started working at waffle house to spite ethel cain and become the most famous girl at waffle house. the layers to this beef LMFAOOOOOO 😭
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I like my men like I like my coffee: with extra cream.
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RT @shypantera: detesto esse papo de que nossos problemas são pequenos comparados com o mundo, um pepino é pequeno mas quando tá socado no….
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not a lot of cuck songs in English so I really appreciate it when I come across a good one
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nice try, customer. but all my coworkers already know I'm a r-slur.
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when the hipster older barista compliments your playlist
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eu tô rindo desse tem 10 mins.
fui embora da festa achando que teria algum descanso no meu lar quando abri a porta tinha um monte de bicha assim na sala .
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I can't get emotionally attached to my phone because it's just the Amulet of Torture.
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Monika. I still have your file in my phone. and I'll transfer you to my next. .
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me when I played Doki Doki literature club.
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I just put gloss on looking at nothing and I felt gender euphoria. I'm sure my male version from a parallel universe is manspreading and feeling the same.
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insane that in Canada some people have bo at 7 am. you get on a crowded bus in Brazil at 6pm and it doesn't smell bad, but you get on a streetcar at 6 am in Toronto and people are already icky.
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eu queria que fosse possível dar parabéns pros editores de páginas da Wikipedia pq essa aqui foi divertidíssima de ler
pt.m.wikipedia.org
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Monica Barbaro and Callum Turner have been cast in ‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’. The rom-com follows 2 strangers who scramble to find someone to sleep with on the one night of the year when premarital sex is legal. In theaters on August 7, 2026. (Source: Deadline)
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