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projecting myself imaginatively onto the ex-bureaucrat’s character on the leisurely drive home toward ontological erasure ( @chrisfogle .bsky.social)

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My stuff (READ)⬇️⬇️⬇️
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This image single-handedly destroyed an entire generation’s capacity for literary analysis and media literacy
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Bc she died in a car crash in 1966 and was replaced by a lookalike
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How did she move where her hair was growing from
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Elaboration: the curtains were not fucking blue if the thing being analyzed is a work of fiction—they don’t exist. In fiction each detail was CHOSEN by the author. It’s not conspiratorial to assume intention went into those choices. If details are picked at random, that’s bad art
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Go ahead. Post another “take.” Say catcher in the rye is a red flag novel. Come up with a woke way to admit you don’t understand unreliable narrators. Say Vladimir Nabokov is a pedophule. Claim your ex boyfriend forced you to read infinite jest.
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What's a book that is a red flag for you if you're on a date and someone says it's their favorite? For me it's Catcher in the Rye.
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@TheSilkiest Some real treasures being lost 😪
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American pie
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@pipercys How white ppl feel when they say that
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@hendrixnroses Imagine buying a shirt of a band you know nothing about bc you first heard about them in a TV show 3 weeks ago fufhdjsj
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It did the thing dfw criticized in the tv essay where it preempts criticisms of itself by deferring to the meta layer and lampshading it’s flaws before you can point them out
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say something bad about this movie
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@phoenicia2_0 It looks like this meme
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References to David Foster Wallace’s INFINITE JEST in Luca Guadagnino’s CHALLENGERS🧵
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@imrogert W, I always say acid makes me a genius though I’ve never actually tested it like this
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@crazy4glass @AbbyJohnson Nope, life ends at brain death. Otherwise everyone who’s suffered a heart attack would be dead. If the heart stops beating for a significant amount of time, the brain becomes deoxygenated, resulting in complete tissue death, but the person is not pronounced dead until then
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Can you believe this? The left is out of control
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@sairasameerarao I’m really sorry about your friend but I don’t really see the connection to white supremacy ??
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@ShouldHaveCat “How’s your 2020 going?”
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@serenexsiren When someone asks the dad if he knows his grandpa
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@needycv @covisnky I love how she corrects him for which college he said it was at and not the fact that she shit her pants
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They really said “neurodivergent ppl are incapable of complex thought” with their whole chest
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Make up a bi ☽☾
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no one: Bisexuals standing:
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The comments make me wanna puke you are literally reinforcing obsessive anxiety when you say shit like “if you weren’t racist you wouldn’t have racist intrusive thoughts” like do you know what an intrusive thought is???????
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Wish I had more to promote but listen to my little brother’s EP!! I truly think it’s good
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Imagine making being “offensive” your entire brand and then getting offended over jokes...dramatic irony
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Should we really allow THIS at pride???
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@shantilly_t They can’t really control their unconscious perceptions though. The only thing they can control is what name/pronouns they use to refer to you. If they’re addressing you correctly, they aren’t really doing anything wrong unless you subscribe to the whole thought crime thing
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@DreamLeaf5 She doesn’t even look 8 lol she looks 16 minimum. People are so used to seeing high schoolers played by 25 year olds that they’ve forgotten what real high schoolers look like
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@snowbunnyy15 @aIeturner The thing we call 2 plus the thing we call 2 equals the thing we call 4. The names are arbitrary but the concepts aren’t. If we called 4 “ten” then 2+2=10 would be a valid statement but it would still equal what we currently call 4, not what we currently call 10
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@thefouchoe Stopppp this one took me out
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@vveezing @DSA_RACIST Can’t believe the woman who married hitler was racist. Not sure how to take this
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90% of the academic arguments published in journals could be understood by an average high school sophomore if they did not use such deliberately overwrought vocabulary and needlessly complex syntax
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What is your academic opinion that would leave people like this?
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Example, after Barbie says she’s not pretty: “note to producers. If you want this to work, don’t cast Margot Robbie.” But YOU cast Margot Robbie & thus attempted to get the best of both worlds through self-awareness by getting to have a hot lead despite it undermining the message
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@isabeatty I’m glad the popular discourse is coming back around to “citr is great” as opposed to “I don’t understand what an unreliable narrator is and that’s somehow the book’s fault”
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The joke is that I want to die but also that I unironically have all 6 verses of that song memorized
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@diorpetty I think it was only 3
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Not to be uncool but I honestly don’t think that children should have social media like I don’t think we should legislate against it but if you’re a kid reading this I really recommend deleting for a few years bc it will fuck up your entire perception of the world
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Everyone is talking about the Lolita one but this is the real doozy imo
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If you want my opinion I think 90% of trans discourse could be resolved if everyone had a coherent definition of what dysphoria actually is
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Is “neurodivergent” a porn category yet?
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Thinking about dfw’s hip hop obsession phase in the late 80s where he was mailing his agent NWA mixtapes and signing his letters like this
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True trans twitter ogs remember the “if you don’t want T to make you bald you’re a trender” discourse
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@itsSamCollins At least he’s not misgendering them??? The bar is in hell but
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@XenaGray @dudeimnormal I only run when I’m doing bad mentally too (I run every day)
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I think it’s time we as a society admit that mental illness CAN make you behave abusively or even cruelly
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@radiomath @awkwardfoxes Someone photoshop it to say those words instead
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“Are you truscum or tucute” I’m nearly 24 years old
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Duality of man
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@mountbellyache This isn’t true but I fw you for trying
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Okay, now onto the big stuff. As you probably know, Challengers majorly features a sport called “tennis.” Infinite Jest also features this sport. It’s likely that Guadagnino based the rules of his game on the one in Infinite Jest.
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Tb to when John Lennon third degree burned the queen. 60 years later she finally succumbed to her injuries 💔💔💔
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This is obviously directed at non-binary people who feel pressured to identify as binary men since they transitioned. It’s NOT telling actual binary men they should identify as non-binary like,, that’s pretty much the most uncharitable interpretation you can possibly make
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Y’all will claim that gender is not biological sex or gender stereotypes but a secret third thing and then accidentally admit it’s gender stereotypes over and over again. It’s entertaining and exhausting to watch
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we got another one 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🎊🎉🥳
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I get that non-binary ppl don’t have to be androgynous to be valid but sometimes I feel like there isn’t enough representation for us androgynous nonbinaries with zero sense of style who don’t put a ton of effort into our appearances
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@courtneygeorgix @jacobvan1ue Yours is way better than his though
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At some point we crossed the line from “telling people to just get over mental illness is not helpful” into actively normalizing and even encouraging unhealthy behaviors
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So many anti-trans detransitioners are like “I was far too young to be able to make an informed decision. I was only 26 😪”
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@roryisconfused Not quite the same thing but related
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I think it’s time we as a society admit that mental illness CAN make you behave abusively or even cruelly
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The right to make decisions you may someday regret is a function of living in a free society
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The worst part about transition regret is the constant "why." Why was I allowed to do this to myself? I'm told I was 'never really trans.' Then why was I allowed to transition? Why was I allowed to cut off my healthy breasts? I didn't even pay for it, the NHS did. Why?
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George Harrison was a weeb but like for India instead of Japan
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Moe straight up ran kalvin off the internet damn 😂
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Stanning Jeff Buckley has really made me realize how ugly most men are
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@truestboi Of the two people in this argument, only one of you is against dog-fucking so I think I’m gonna side with that person
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@avillanappears It’s recessive. The parents each had Mm (M being the dominant human gene, m being the recessive muppet gene). Those genes can combine as either MM, Mm, Mm, or mm. The first three will present as human (though two will be carriers of the muppet gene). The final one will be muppet
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Lolita is a horror story about how a pedo absolutely destroys a girl’s childhood and completely changes her life trajectory, permanently traumatizing her, but bc it’s written from the perspective of the pedo and not the girl, YA-brained plebs assume he’s supposed to be the hero.
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@autogynefiles $20 says they're cis
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@shoe0nhead Could’ve just started and ended the article with this
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@mattxiv “People just hate Christians” …and what about it?
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Manages to say nothing at all and miss the point of the whole book
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@WilburSoot When you ask the frontman of an emo band what kind of girl he’s looking for
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The funniest part about this was Ringo’s response
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if this is rpf than go yell at the new york post for dealing in the beatles fanfiction.
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It’s literally the number one fear for people with ocd that our intrusive thoughts somehow represent us as people. I don’t personally get racist ones but for a while when I was younger and thought that cursing/blasphemy were the worst things ever I’d get ones about that
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@CryptoVitiligo @tittyrespecter Nah John ruined it by doing heroin and sleeping all day
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@_hericane_ @KokonutRum The “I hate horoscopes” part is a big mood though
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@Monster36402 @dasuperbackup He was always a socialist. He made the list during the last year of his life while delusional and paranoid and literally dying. But twitter is allergic to context unfortunately
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@eathedocument And throwing in anti-cigarettes as if it’s bad to not want cancer
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Just say you’re straight but gnc. That’s what I am. We need more proudly straight gnc people bc it’ll help decouple sexuality from style of dress. There are probably a lot of straight guys who want to wear dresses but don’t wanna get called slurs
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“Everyone, including myself, has your own journey with figuring out sexuality and getting more comfortable with it” - @Harry_Styles
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Circumcising babies should be illegal imo
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@dojadrip2 Why are people attacking YOU for this???
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In the second act of Challengers, a gang of wheelchair assassins shows up to the game. This is a reference to Infinite Jest’s AFR, the dangerous Quebecois terrorist group who lost their legs from jumping in front of trains.
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People are so quick to be like “it’s not BECAUSE of their mental illness” when a mentally I’ll person does something awful but a lot of the time it quite literally is?? If your “mh awareness” leaves 0 room for the possibility of MI influencing thoughts/behaviors who’s it for?
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@SomeStingray My favorite part is “Ben Shapiro (early essays)”. Like he’s a band or something. “Yeah I’m a fan of Ben Shapiro but only the early period”
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One of the main characters is named Patrick Zweig. A student at Infinite Jest’s Enfield Tennis Academy is named Felicity Zweig.
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Many such cases
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My favorite part of trump’s post-election breakdown has been watching twitter fact-checkers just roast him over an open fire
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Like intrusive thoughts literally manifest as what you’re afraid of/what’s “taboo” for you. So for people who get racist ones they’re terrified of the prospect of being racist. And they probably aren’t racist but bc they’re scared of it, they’re constantly analyzing racism
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It's funny when terfs use TRA as like a negative buzzword bc it literally means "trans rights activist" like...wanting people to have rights is a bad thing ???
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@CopsHateMoe Arielle: non-binary makes no sense. It’s too confusing and there’s no established definition Non-binary people: ok well here’s what it means... Arielle:
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