ptotic autisto-mystical withdrawal
@CHRISF0GLE
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just another manipulative pseudopomo Bullshit Artist who’s trying to salvage a fiasco by dropping back to a metadimension and commenting on the fiasco itself
@chrisfogle.bsky.social
Joined March 2018
One of the least convincing contrarian positions you can take is “Dfw wasn’t that smart.” Might as well just say “I am not that smart”.
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What are you supposed to do if you’ve been fired from two separate jobs bc your bosses didn’t like your vibes? Like is there any hope of ever having a real career or will being an awkward dweeb be a stain on my permanent record forever?.
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This is so cute.
@srsly_imgoodman @BN3WR3DGUITAR @volluro_ @saikifrl @glizzymcguire5 @autisticlynn @CuddersWay @BananaGuard_ @MeyerHaruko @holdmeburning @40gOfSillySyrum @BigT_onbaby @mfer_whaat @seralouisee @thelastglaciers @mincedpookie @BrainZtew @AnthonyUnbound @bbpoltergiested 🧪 @CHRISF0GLE
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“Possibly the greatest character introduction ever” and it’s a movie for 8-year-olds.
Possibly the greatest character introduction ever, you learn everything about him so quickly lol.
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This was what convinced me I was witnessing the smartest man who ever lived actually
David Foster Wallace basically had a career because the idea that a turbo dweeb could have also played Division III tennis was so antithetical to the 90s jock-nerd continuum that it convinced everyone they were witnessing the smartest man who had ever lived.
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Once in Boston I saw a woman fully covered like that. It was 85 degrees and sunny and her male partner was wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and a baseball cap. I’m sure she chose it though.
It's all " her body her choice " until a woman chooses to cover herself.
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Why does no one talk about how depression causes memory loss?.
it’s actually insane how the same recycled tweets go viral on this app.
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I fell for that like 10 solid times probably, but I haven’t fallen for it in years.
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Every other week a new capeslop movie comes out and everyone is like “nah bro you don’t understand, this one is actually GOOD.”.
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RT @VoxFrictions: YEAR OF GLAD I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies. My posture is consciously congruent to the shape o….
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Tbf this is like post-2003 gen z. 90s babies are safe.
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They can’t read.
Does anyone have any sweeping generalizations to make about Gen Z?.
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Pig Latin infinite jest edition released 🙌
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Did something new come out or are these dumbasses finally realizing what’s been clear to everyone else since the beginning?.
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RT @DiabolicalSpuds: The reason they do this shit is that they don't have enough honestly obtained tax revenue to run their shitty police d….
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