Mandaapizza
@mandaapizza
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I’m in marketing. That’s the story, anyway.
Kansas City, MO
Joined January 2010
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Luxuries we forget that are luxuries: 1. Your mom still around 2. Hot water 3. Feeling healthy 4. Peace of mind & heart 5. Perfect weather days 6. Good food 7. Bills paid 8. Reliable transportation
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Cardi didn't realize steffon is just offset with the letters rearranged!😂
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Ageing is weird because I do legitimately still feel like I’m 22 inside but I’m turning 36 this year. Does this ever change?
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is it just me or is everybody cool quitting alcohol?
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I am still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet...
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This is how I live all my days.
Today I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word "irony."
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stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012
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You cannot write a random number and expect people to understand
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You cannot write a random number and expect people to understand
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The bear necessities
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people on twitter can have my instagram but people on instagram cannot have my twitter
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Can I say something without everyone getting upset
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My favorite thing about Twitter is when you open your feed and see something interesting that you never saw before and then it changes for no reason and you can never see that other thing again.
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uncommon advice: if you don’t know what to pursue in life right now. pursue yourself. pursue becoming the healthiest, happiest, most healed, most present, most confident version of yourself. then the right path will reveal itself.
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When I’m having a bad day I like to take “time travel showers” and this means that by the time I get out of the shower I will have switched timelines to a more prosperous one
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My mom really needed that chicken thawed.
As you got older you realized ?
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These are insane 😂
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Yep and it was a great year
Have you ever actually lived ALONE? No kids. No roommates. No boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse. No pets. Just you?
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The most underrated act of kindness is simply letting people be. Let them mispronounce a word, talk too much about a show they love, or get excited about something you don't quite understand. Everyone has something that lights them up, let them shine, even if it's not your thing.
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