Jon Manley
@manchild3000
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Sandwich enthusiast. Professional talker.
Joined April 2009
Dear Twitter "in case you missed it," no I didn't. I miss nothing. I check this goddamned thing 27,980 times a day. I'm on it.
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Said every dude at the 10 yr high school reunion who never moved away from their home town after graduation.
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<tears in eyes> Twitter was really really fun today, if just for today.
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Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today
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trump gotta hit elon with “the jerk store called”
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BREAKING NEWS Zelensky has offered to mediate between Elon Musk and Donald Trump
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If @elonmusk drops the dime on orange Hitler I will finally start calling this place "X".
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Folks, if we do this right and keep them both talking, they just might rat each other out on enough crimes we can finally get rid of them for good. #MAGA but for real!
MAJOR BREAKING: Elon Musk says Trump is in the Epstein Files and that's why they have not been released to the public
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Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Good morning and Happy Sunday! No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
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Larry: "so now @RobertfKenedyjr endorses the vaccine? He flip flopped!" Leon: "He's a flip flopper LD. An anti-anti-vaxer!" Larry: "An anti-anti-vaxer!" (camera pans down as Larry looks at piece of paper labeled Test Results to see POSITIVE stamped across the top) <roll credits>
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Will someone please just ask Peter Navarro who Ron Vera is???
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Slight FOMO over not having been invited to the bomb Yemen group chat.
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Big month for shitty white dudes winning things they don't deserve
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The answer to this is as easy as who to vote for in the election. Bo Jackson. Full stop.
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and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october
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It's funny that Joe Rogan will dedicate entire episodes to flat earth and various insane conspiracy "theories" but only spent about 4 and a half seconds on the fake Trump assassination attempt despite having the big orange fascist sitting across the table from him. Sad.
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The #NBA season is 25 min old and I'm already sick of the Celtics.
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