If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too.

if my sleep schedule was a person

T-pain/girls night out❤️

Zro the crooked baby😮‍💨🫶🏼

grief is so sneaky. you’ll be having a pretty decent day then BAM.

"your trauma made u stronger". no, my trauma made me traumatized. it made me weak, it gave me memory loss, and it gave me feelings i've never wanted. i made myself stronger.

https://t.co/EovPJl0yA7

“i’m just resting my eyes” Me actually passing out 5 min later

Me protecting my peace, not pregnant & having fun all summer: 😌🥳🥂🌴☀️

Me: “i need to go out more” also me every time I’m free:

if u start dancing after taking a bite of yo food u big as hell

DONT TELL ME ZELLE ME

“let me shutup” “let me mind my business” “let me not saying nothing” “let me stay over this way” that’s all i’ve been saying the past 3 weeks

It’s gonna be 78 and sunny this Sunday

People who lack the ability to read the room are a liability.

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You’re a mom!?? TYPE SHIII