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That meek darkness be thy mirror, and thy whole remembrance

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12 days
RT @on_da_spectrum: A potential solution to the “male loneliness epidemic” that I think needs to be taken more seriously: Assign them a sam….
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RT @MedGold_: Well this adds to the story. I didn’t know Zohan gave the only sane answer when asked where his first foreign trip would be.….
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17 days
One of the most ASD ways to express this sentiment, it's definitely Elon.
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My next post is going to trigger a lot of people and expose even more. Enjoy the fireworks.
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22 days
When I am frequently compelled to respond to emails at midnight I schedule send at 8:17AM, 9:22AM, 9:04 etc. This is a practice most people cannot comprehend fully, pushing them towards animal fear and anger towards those like me.
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24 days
I'm like Paul Atreides except instead of my heroism being woven out of prophecy by a cabal of witches for the sake of humanity I just try to come off as non-threatening to her friends so that they conspire behind both of our backs to guide her into commitment.
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26 days
All this Iran and Israel stuff has me realizing that I Ran even though this connection clearly Israel. It took me this long but now I can Tel I made Tehran (The wrong) choice. Aviv.
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27 days
The lion keeps his windowshade open so he can look at the clouds even though the rest of the aisle is clearly trying to nap.
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2 months
I am beginning to feel pulled by a foreign and yet completely agreeable or even necessary force towards becoming a much more off-putting and perhaps generally worse person.
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6 months
If I say Fuck It and work my ass off to do the sorts of things I find myself wanting to do, will it be only to appease the parts of me born from nurture within a culture that has hollowed out its own relationship with time?.
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6 months
I wish I didn't know it was like this, I wish it was obvious what the hell you're supposed to do, so that at least I could figure out what exactly I have the opportunity of failing at.
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6 months
Han's vita activa could be the Thing: no meaning is carried by events experienced first-and-foremost as a sequence, only secondarily as a life with points of conclusion and any of sort of through-line || narrative topology. Postmodernism keeps its promises, gravitation evaporates.
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6 months
willful slowness, Lingering, a foregoing of the products of hard fucking work in exchange for what? Happiness? Meaning? I don't doubt that it works that way. It could be that I haven't decided how important my own happiness really is, to me.
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6 months
A thin ridge above two futures: embracing the stochasticism that seems to innervate every fucking element of my culture and society—the Acceleration, the de-facticization, the Grind, Apollo—and the other a quiet rebellion against this Thing:.
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8 months
walking to halloween party with my buddy who's dressed as a ghost (sheet with eyeholes), we pass by a parked car and the brazilian or maybe dominican guy in the driver's seat rolls the window down, points at him and says in a heavy accent "A mummy!".
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11 months
window seat flying austin-boston. we're still taxiing before takeoff when i turn and see the guy next to me locked in to police bodycam footage on his phone—headphones on, eyes shut, taking deep breaths. the guy at the aisle was watching Challengers.
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11 months
RT @nw3: @MattBruenig One thing that’s particular to Brahmin cultures is you get intelligent people without the autism. Usha and Vivek are….
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RT @humanpancreas: @JJDemonic @2006Sable My aim is so advanced and my piss stream so concentrated that I can pee through a cheerio swinging….
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