Mike Alber
@malber
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TV writer/enthusiast
LA
Joined May 2008
As I’ve always maintained, Thomas Frank is a fantastic manager and should be given until summer to turn this around
Luis Enrique won’t extend his contract at PSG despite a gigantic contract offer, he wants a new challenge in the summer! [@BILD]
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I believe elf dicks curl up at the tip the way their shoes do. I believe they straighten out as they become erect in response to Christmas cheer. I believe elves have two jingle bells in place of nuts. And guess what, I vote.
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One day, history will judge us for which side of Paul Dano we were on.
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Seeing all this "look at the degree on that chick" discourse has me thinking the male loneliness epidemic isn't big enough. Some dudes should be way lonelier.
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Now imagine we STARTED Odobert with RKM at 9 and kept Xavi on. Which is just the very very obvious setup.
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Dude signing long-term literally turned the season around and they came 2 outs away because of it. What a player 🫡
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Literally: without Yamamoto, the Dodgers don't win. Replace him with Skenes or Skubal or any current pitcher and they do not win this series. Dude was a monster... over and over and over again.
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Completely forgot about Teo's HR. The game's gone on so long I think I'm sundowning.
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Ok, y'all woke the sleeping Shohei with this ridiculous salary cap talk. And he's PISSED.
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Great, let's a do an MLB salary cap: 80% of a team's total revenue is their payroll cap and 70% is the floor. It will fix all of the issues with cheap-ass owners and is fair for both big and small market teams.
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