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Look who's finally awake and out of the house. I've been waiting for you to take me into town for the day anon
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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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"What do you get when you cross a black trans woman with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!"
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When your birthday party ends and its just you and her dancing in the basement
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You know, I'm something of an interior designer myself
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It's Independence Day so it's tradition for me to tell you to go google Samuel Whittemore
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Leaving the party to go listen to the new Vampire Weekend
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When you realize you love her less and less every day
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Old Ralph Lauren ads are the most implicit Preppy Fascist propaganda ever created. Aspire to this.
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"Seriously? You made me hike all the way out here just to hold some book in front of a waterfall so you can tweet something about 'mysterious energies'?"
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Lately it's been getting late but I'm not tired
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Revitalization of the Ivy League spirit! Slut-shaming Women & Gender Studies majors on the quad! Preppy Fascism at Princeton and Handsome Thursday in Harvard Yard!
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When she sees me walk by in my Bean rubber mocs
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"Do we really have to leave the pool every 5 minutes so you can rip a cigarette? Your shorts are so short, where are you even hiding all of those?"
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When you get that perfect collar roll and you just know it's gonna be a great Friday night out on the town
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"You told me she'd fit in the bait cooler!"
"Yeah well you said they get easier to bend as they cool, not harder!"
"Okay but why'd we have to pick a girl that was 5'8"?"
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"You always believed he could do it, didn't you anon?"
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I shouldn't have hooked up with her best friend
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Am hearing rumors
@bronzeagemantis
was arrested by the Nantucket police outside the Chicken Box last night. He was only wearing a corduroy hat that said "New Engl🌲nder" in a stolen Jeep Wagoneer with Sarah Patrick in a state of undress under a tartan blanket in the back seat.
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"Come on, there's plenty of time for a hike before last light! You should play fetch with Rusty when we get back so I can go jump in the lake. I've been dying to get in the water all day!"
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"I mean yeah he's cute and all but he keeps quoting statistics like I'm supposed to know what they mean"
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Heading into the astral realm to manifest victory. Ave Trump, Goodnight Twitter.
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The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants
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My girlfriend is wearing socks that say "More feminism less bullshit"
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"Look, if
@Doritos
hasn't sent you your
#DoritosDewDrop
code yet I don't think they're ever going to. Can you stop worrying about that and just eat this dragonfruit I cut up for you?"
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"Anon are you listening? You're staring off into space... you're dreaming about old Porsches again, aren't you? Can you even hear me?"
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You're not raising a family on a ranch in Montana, custodian of land that belonged to generations before you and will remain in your family long after you're gone.
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When Walcott by Vampire Weekend starts playing
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Driving home at 105 miles per hour because I remembered the absolutely perfect girl that was in love with me in high school that I was too retarded to ask out
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Can someone please tell me what's in the water that's making every single college-aged girl identify as 'bisexual'
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NOW is the time to TAKE by the price of BLOOD
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When she takes you shopping and you come out of the changing room dressed like Mike Cernovich
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It's the Villa's world, you're just living in it
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