RT @mincemeatlive: Attention!. Our talented new recruit reports for duty TONIGHT! Agent @madeIeinesmith is rolling up her sleeves and movi….

it - and i cannot stress this enough - me.

RT @JamesUrbaniak: Rocky Horror-style screenings of Inside Llewyn Davis.

RT @mrhickey420: Met gala this met gala that. When Erebus and Terror sailed north in search of the Northwest passage in 1845 they were "met….

RT @SkinnerSteven: “Oh hell yes” - Schrödinger, reading the first line of A Tale of Two Cities.

RT @herpedupshawty: I. FUCKING. HATE. THE. MONASTERY. the older monks make me suffer earthly desires and shout go want boy go.

RT @vedajuno: if she’s your girl then why does her leitmotif appear in part of my battle theme :/.

next time someone asks about my sexuality i’m staying dead silent and sliding them this image across the table like a ransom note.

RT @realjdburn: the trolley 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺.

RT @jasminevdon: If your milk hotel is neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the milk hotel of the oppressor.

RT @artlesscom: did it hurt? when you sat through 2 hours of camila cabello to see james acaster play a rat?.

RT @JonathanJHiggs: Doomed Arctic Expedition is the best genre.

RT @mrhickey420: "No rapping tonight".Why?."You rap about doomed arctic explorer francis rawdon moira crozier every time it's embarrassing"….

RT @fixyourheartsor: guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'….

realising the fatal consequences of my actions this summer in that by carelessly consuming multitudes of fanfiction and televised sport simultaneously i am beginning to woobify the england cricket team.

RT @toxicmp3: But above the grey land and the spasms of black dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of….

RT @Shen_the_Bird: attorney: [reading my will] my darling wife, to whom i bequeath the totality of my. updog. [whole room groans]. attorne….