the last time i slept at my parents house, i kept hearing this weird low humming sound from one of the walls. i thought it might be electrical or an ac thing. turns out my wall had become Dubai for bees

doctors have said that Scrubs is actually the most accurate media depiction of what it’s like inside JD and Turk’s apartment.

gets brainwashed of that thing.

just almost passed out behind the wheel trying to sing the chorus of tokyo drift.

if you were at the lvm party dont read this tweet.

i was at a party tonight where people were trying to convince me to come to a second bar with them and i declined because i wanted to go home and read the wikipedia article about hyperinflation in Zimbabwe.

crazy how complete the kendrick cultural victory is. they’re calling drake a pedo in the motherland

Spearmen literally kill ONE barbarian and start acting like theyre Pikemen 😳😭.

every three years non-californians learn about Yolo.

Psycho Killer but with mariachi gritos… please tell me you understand the vision.

RT @slandrroid: That iced coffee hit my hand on a Sunday afternoon like [static noise, muffled screams, “Terrain! Terrain! Pull up!”].

billions of dollars and still wearing the Amazon Basics Wedding Dress Womens White Bridal Evening Special Occasion Gown S M L XL

to be clear i only hate ONE japanese person and it’s because she never remembers to take my meds and always leaves red bull cans in my car.

maybe if you’re trying to deny genocidal war crimes don’t use japanese nationalism as your very first counterexample

me: transphobia is evil 💔.also me: i don’t care that you legally changed your name and have a whole new sign out front. i refuse to participate in your delusion and call you the “Crypto .com Arena”.

i will never stop deadnaming the staples center.

there’s plenty of info about the literal meanings and popularity data of foreign names but i need to know their VIBES. like a Greg is a totally different guy from a Jack. i want to know the difference between a Kenji and a Hiroshi.

RT @owenbroadcast: one time i was a camp counselor. the kids were seven. we all had a question about japan. one of our kids was japanese, s….

William Carlos Williams was right. they were.so sweet.and so cold.

need all my haters and opps to know i just ate the best tangerines i’ve ever had in my life.

i know i keep referencing immigration thru my own personal experiences instead of big picture policy debate or whatever, but that’s intentional on my part. before we are political chess pieces we are all human beings sharing a home together, and i think that IS the big picture.